C.: One two three four… Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line And homer in between Their...

Riding on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central, Monday morning rail Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders Three conductors and...

C.: Hey, d.c. I’m in the kennel. Can you come get me? d.: I didn’t think that you were scheduled to work today, Cal.E. Are you working...

C.: Hey, d.c., I have a question for you. d.: What do you need to know, Cal.E? C.: Well, I asked Tucker to have Easter lunch with my...

C.: Oh, Wow! This baseball game is going into extra innings, and d.c. said that he would give me a ride to work tonight since he’s...

C.:Well, baseball season is here, and Tucker’s mad at me. We won’t be hanging out any time soon. I’ll watch the Astros game on my night...

C.: Tucker, I’m glad that you’re better. I went to see Tom last night, and he and I got all your money back, along with a bonus for him…...

C.: Now, where would Tom be at this time of day when it’s raining and he’s missing his best bud? Yes, that’s where he’ll be, the cat toy...

C.: d.c., I’ll just leave you a brief message, because I’m in a hurry. Tucker has been transported to Houston via life flight, and I feel...

Ring announcer: Champ, do I see a grudge match between you and your manager developing? Tux.: No, I don’t think so. I’m sure that the two...

d.: Let’s see what’s on ASPN tonight. That was a good cat fight last night. Tucker set his opponent up perfectly, and then went in for...

d.: Well, Cal.E. may not want to watch Tucker's fight, but I think it’s interesting. What could be better than two highly skilled,...

d.: Hey, Cal.E., it’s time to start your training for the Cat Rodeo. We need to work on that one first, since it occurs next month. Then,...

C.: The combination of my intended getting in shape to catfight and d.c. training me to compete in the Cat Rodeo and the Cat Skills Games...

d.: What are you working on, Cal.E.? C.: I’m returning Tucker’s email. His email was so sweet, I decided that I should email him back...

C.: hey, d.c., I thought you wanted to start writing our blog early today. d.: Just a minute Cal.E., I want to get through watering my...

C.: d.c., Tucker sent me an email. The I.P. address is encrypted, so I still don’t know where he is. I can hack some emails and learn...

Cody Belenger Career stats Year Team Games AB R H RBI BB SO HR Avg 2022 Dodgers 144 ...

C.: d.c, how many events are supposed to be in a pentathlon? d.: Well, the word “penta” means five in latin, so five events. C.: how many...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid … Eye of a hurricane, listen to...