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Copy of Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Hey, d.c. I know that you’ve been studying for a big exam today. That’s why you haven’t been able to send me any scripts for a few days. d.: Yes, Cal.E. that is accurate. . C.: How did you do on the exam? d.: Not as well as I had hoped, but about what I expected, I suppose. C.: What was the test on? d.: Mental health. C.: d.c, you’ve worked at six different correctional facilities, and you’ve been involved in correctional care for the last fourteen years. d.: And? C.: We
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Dec 12, 20251 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: Happy Father’s Day to all the hard-working biological, adoptive, step and grandfathers helping raise their family’s children. And a special happy Heavenly Father’s Day to my father, Herbert George Miller, Jr.
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5 hours ago1 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Hello, d.c., what’s going on? d.: Cal.E., don’t you remember that I asked you to write the blog Solo…. I meant by yourself, not with Hans Solo. C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall. d.: Cal.E., I told you I had an important math test, and I needed you to pick up the slack. C.: It was a math test. That should have taken you about ten minutes to complete. d.: No, Cal.E., I’m not a math genius like you. C.: Maybe you should go stare at a carton of orange juice ten hours
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3 days ago2 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: (ring) Hi, d.c. I haven’t heard from you in a few days, so I thought I would give you a ring (hehehe) d.: Is that because I asked you to write the blog solo… no, by yourself, and you haven’t produced anything to talk about all week? C.: Well……yes. And I see, since we are on facetime, that you have your thinking cap on, d.: Yes I do, and, fortunately for you, Cal.E., I do have something on my mind. C.: Do tell. d.: I was thinking about the sport Texas is famous
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7 days ago3 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Hi, d.c., I just called to chat. I'm reading the most interesting artice about how to be efficent with your time. Would you like for me to send you to link? d.: No, Cal.E. As I told you yesterday, you set my computer to Portuguese instead of Catonese. I now speak Catonese, but not Portuguese. If you'd set it to Spanish, at least I may have been able to figure it out with my pidgin Spanish, but I have no idea about how to turn this computer back to Enghlish. C.: Why? d.: B
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Jun 81 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: (ring) d.c., I thought you told me you could write the blog solo. .no nit him-- by yourself for a few days while I watched my kittens in the Cat Olympics. What happened? d.: What happened is I don’t speak Portuguese. C.:??? d.: When you were using my computer, instead of turning the translator to Catonese you turned it to Portuguese. I couldn’t figure out how to change it back. C.: And Eudora didn’t know, either? d.: Well, she was so busy with Trey’s wedding tha
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Jun 72 min read


The Ultimate Cat Olympics: A Marathon of Mischief and Feline Fun
Keep/Kean/KIng Anahuac, Hamaker Winnie bring you the 132nd reated podcaster in the southwest corner of Southeast Texas.... Oh, oh, oh. This is Joe Groan reporting to you from the "Eighth Wonder of the World: the Houston Astrodome. Unlike human mnarathons, which are highly indiviualized, this event is a team event, and the favorite team is the team in the lead for these Olympic games, Cal.E.'s Kittens. So, cats are known for their playful nature and surprising bursts of ener
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Jun 34 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
T.: Okay, listen up my little step-kittens. Running a marathon is more than just a test of endurance. It’s a journey filled with unexpected moments, personal challenges, and sometimes a little mischief that keeps things interesting. As a sports fan and an avid marathon enthusiast, I want to share some insights and stories that capture the spirit of marathon running beyond the finish line. Preparing for the marathon start, tying shoelaces on a busy street The Marathon Mindset
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Jun 13 min read


Cal.E.'s Kittens at the Cat Olympics
Ladies, Gentlemen, non-binary individuals and animals of all descriptions; we have, for your enternmeant,Cal.E.'s Kittens Take on the Cat Olympics After the opening ceremony, in which Ralph plays the national anthem on his bass.... I meant his BASS!! The stadium lights flicker on, the crowd roars, . This year’s Cat Olympics has an unexpected headline: Cal.E.’s kittens are competing—and they’re not here to nap. This event is held in the Astrodome, and to the victors go the s
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May 312 min read


Cal.e.'s Korner
C.: (I wonder why d.c. hasn’t sent me a script in several days? I think I will call him and ask him;.) (ring) d.: Hi, Cal.E. I think I know why you’re calling me. C.: You do? Do you have ESPN? d.: I do, but I don’t need to have mental telepathy to guess why you’re calling when I can read. C.: ??? d.: I should say not read. Cal.E., I asked you to write the blog solo… no by yourself. I had a lot going on, including Trey getting married this week. C.: Oh, right. And
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May 291 min read


The Flirty Dynamics Between Cal.E. and T: What Sparks Their Chemistry
Flirting is a subtle dance of words, gestures, and glances that can reveal much about the connection between two people. When it comes to Cal.E. and T, their playful exchanges have caught the attention of many who wonder what fuels their unique chemistry. This post explores the elements that make their flirting so captivating, breaking down the nuances that spark their interaction and keep it engaging. Cal.E. and T's favorite spot for lighthearted conversations How Cal.E. and
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May 254 min read


Honoring Our Heroes The Sacrifice Behind the American Flag
To the families and loved ones of those who paid the ultimate price to protect our freedom, thank you for your sacrifice. Every time the American flag waves in the breeze, it carries a story of courage, sacrifice, and unwavering commitment. Behind the stars and stripes lies the legacy of countless men and women who have given their lives to protect the freedoms we often take for granted. This post honors those heroes and explores the profound meaning behind their sacrifice. T
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May 253 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Well, I think I’ll just take a look at what T and Tom are doing to train my kittens for the Cat Olympics. T. doesn’t know that I know that he doesn’t know that I know that he is actually training my kittens in the basement at Wayne Manor. (Why is it always dark at this place?) T. also doesn’t know that I hid a camera in the basement when I figured out where he, d.c., Tom the Tabby, and my kittens were. I want to keep a close eye on my kittens. I was a dead-beat mom for
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May 242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Hi, d.c. This is Cal.E. I know you can’t give me any specifics, but how is the training for my kittens going for the Cat Olympics this year? d.: I wouldn’t know, Cal.E. C.: ???!!! I thought you and T were going to train my kittens until you all dropped, then rest and get up and do it again. d.: That was the plan, but I suddenly got inspired by an idea for a new television series. It’s about a doctor who is disbarred because some patients complained about his bedsid
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May 232 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: I'm just getting in practice in case I'm called on to substitute for one of my kittens in the Cat Olympics. Hosever, it’s the middle of the week and I haven’t heard anything from d.c. I suppose he expects me to write our blog solo (not him; by myself) in his absence and subsequent disappearance while he my third husband, (and second here on earth) the now eight-time World Association of Cat -fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighte
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May 202 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Ah, yes, I remember when I first came to this strange planet. I could only count to two then, so I’m not sure how long ago it was. I didn’t know what humans were like, or what they were interested in… More than two years ago C.: Oh, hi there! I set up my human dad’s camera because I want to create something called a vlog. It involves talking into a camera and where everyone watching can see who I am. My next-door neighbor and best human friend, d.c. scot wasn’t in f
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May 162 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Well, d.c. and my third husband, (and second here on earth) the now eight-time World Association of Cat -fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology cat-fighting champ[ion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder of the Triple T Cartel and business partner, WACKO tag-team cat-fighting partner and former chief
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May 152 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.c. and T. are are training Cal.E.'s fourteen kittnes at a secret location in Greater Houston, Texas (between the Texas Louisianna state line and El Paso, and north of Glaveston and South of Waxahatchie). d.: (tweet) Okay, you kittens. It’s time to get up and get moving! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! Ralph: What time is it? d.: It’s zero five hundred. Y’all overslept by thirty minutes. If we’re going to get in six hour of training, you’ll all need to skip breakfast or lunch to make
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May 102 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Well, I suppose all is well with the universe. My kittens are training under the supervision of d.c. and my third husband (and second here on Earth ) the eight-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two a,k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T’s former BFF, cofounder with the Triple
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May 91 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.:” Benjamin Franklin. “Late to bed, early to rise. Work like hell and advertise.” Billionaire Theodore Edward Turner on the secret of his success. C.: I know my kittens have only been gone a couple of days, but I miss them. I’m going to go to their training facility with my youngest male kitten, Ralph the Bass Player and offer them some food and conversation. Later that same day… C.: Hi, Sixto; your brothe
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May 72 min read
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