Cal.E.'s Korner

JG.: Oh, oh oh, now, where was I. Oh, yes. Three gozinda nine three times, carry the two and divide by the square root of pi…

C.: zzz…(ring). What on earth? Oh, hi d.c. what’s going on?

d.: That’s what I was wondering since I haven’t heard from you in a couple of days.

C.: Oh, yes. I called the Joe Groan Show, and I’ve been on hold for…three days?!!

d.: That’s why he hasn’t been on the air. I was trying to find his show while I was driving home from work, but I couldn't find him on KEEP/KEEN Conroe Cut-N-Shoot. That station usually plays all Joe Groan, all the time.

So, anyway, what were y’all talking about?

C.:…It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten.

d.: Well, what did you want to talk about today?

C.: Well, I was going to talk about Joe Groan, and how he’s wrong so often. I finally figured out Tom the Tabby's

formula for his tip sheets for gambling. He made a lot of money being a bookie because he listened to the Joe Groan Show and put Joe’s predicted winners on his tip sheet. If the gambler used Tom’s tip sheet, Tom would win almost every game, although even a blind cat finds a fish every now and then.

d.: How, since y’all hate the water even though y’all are born knowing how to swim?

C.: N_N_Never mind. Let’s just talk about the first thing that comes to mind.

d.: I would like to talk about when Joe Groan will be back on the air.

C.: Why? Because now that you know Tom’s secret, you want to listen to his show to know which teams not to bet on? Then you can bet on the opposite team and win a ton of money….

d.: I don’t bet on things I can’t control, Cal.E. Playing Poker and pool requires more skills than most people realize, but I’m rusty at both of those. Although, I did date a woman in college who was so good at playing pool that, eventually, no one would play either one of us, even if she wasn’t with me. Forgetting to call her when I said I would cost me a lot of money….

C.: I’d love to take this trip down memory lane, d.c., but I just thought of something that I must do quickly.

d.: So, I suppose that’s the end of today’s cat tail(e).

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