Cal.E.'s Korner

C.:  Thanks, Buddy Bones. It’s nice to see you back from the other realm, even If you must wear a letter-carrier’s uniform and deliver mail as your eternal punishment for biting ten mail carriers in one day.

Well, hi everybody. It’s that time again, the time you’ve all been looking forward to. Yes, I’m  going to answer your letters and emails.

Here’s one…no, I don’t want to answer that one. Here’s another one, it’s too personal, so I’ll skip that one. Now here’s one I can answer with a resounding ‘yes,’ except on holidays, weekends, and other days that end with the letter ‘y.’

Okay, seriously, let’s get crackin’ Hmm... yes, no, maybe, only when I feel like it, if the mood strikes me, sometimes, always, never. Oh, here’s an interesting one. I’ll read it to you.

Hi, Cal.E. We all know that the “T” in  your third husband’s name,

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken by his former World Association of Catfighting and Knowledge of Ornithology, Former BFF and business partner, Tom the Tabby,

stands for Tucker, or Tux for short. T is the six-time WACKO Catfighting champion of the world, so most people know what his single letter stands for. T has hung up his catfighting gloves and is now a gentle cat

living in the suburbs with you and your fourteen kittens

in Wane Manor.

However, two other characters in this blog have names that are abbreviated. Can you please enlighten us on what the Z stands for in Meow Z. Tongue’s name?

And, while we’re on the subject, what does the ‘T’ stand for in T. Puppy Katt’s name?

And, if she's a dog, why is her last name Katt?

Thank you and God bless.

C.: Well, the first answer is easy. I’m from the Cat Galaxy, which houses my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats, and Meow Z. Tongue is the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. He’s now the lap cat of a kind, elderly bearded lady

who retired from the circus and wanted to have a pet to play with. Meow is living in the lap of luxury, and I’m sure that makes him more like his middle name, which is Zen. (I think he was named this as a joke, but it’s actually true now.

For the answer to the second question, I must call my partner in writing this blog, d.c. scot. (ring),

d.: Oh, hi, Cal.E., I was listening to the show while I ate lunch in my truck. I’m at work, so I’ll make this fast, but first, I have a question.

C.: Which is?

d.: Are you serious about Meow Z. tongue’s middle name? After all the trouble he’s caused, trying to destroy the Earth and everything which was only avoided when he heard your band, The RoCKats performing and the noise was so horrendous that he retreated to his home galaxy, vowing never to return. However, he had to relent on that vow when he discovered that your home planet was running out of energy. It was rumored that it would be completely out of hot air from politicians’ speeches in one million cat naps, so he came back to Earth and let you use his spaceship to return to your home planet with the hot air that was supplied by the presidential candidates. He was worried that POTTC would need to wait another four years to refuel, but you told him that there were plenty of minor elections that produced politicians’ hot air. And his middle name is ‘Zen’? Wow! Just Wow!

C.: d.c. you said that you didn’t have much time, so can you please tell us what T. Puppy Katt’s first name is?

d.: Oh, sure it’s (ding, ding, ding). Oh, well, that’s the bell for me to go back to work, so that's the end of today's blog. I’ll see y’all tomorrow for another cat ta(i)le

here on Cal.E.’s Korner.

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