Cal.E.'s Korner

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show her on KEEP/KEEN Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, here’s the one-hundred thirty-fifth rated podcaster in the northwestern tip of Southeast Texas, your host, Joe Groan!

JG. Oh,  oh, oh. New math is hard to understand. Let’s see, I have a listenership of three. If I lose one-half of them, that would be…one and one-half, but humans are not divisible by two. I think King Solomon was the one who figured that out about five thousand years ago. So, I will either still have one or two listeners…I wonder if my sponsors will still pay my salary? I get…

C.: While Joe is doing his Mathematical Olympics, I’ll just listen to some tunes on my phone. Hmm…”easy listening from the 1970s and 1980s. d.c. likes this station, so I’ll give it a chance….this song doesn’t sound like a compliment to whoever he’s singing it to. If she’s “every woman in the word,” does that mean that she’s really fat? I’ll find another station. Yes, that’s better, as far as the music goes, but I can’t understand anything Brian Johnson sings, so acid rock with AC/DC is out.

Here’s another one of d.c.’s favorite stations.

No wonder Johnny Cash is dead if he fell into a burning ring of fire. And all George Strait wants to do is pick his guitar and sing? It must be nice to do what you want to do and make millions of dollars from it.

 Okay, here’s some “Classic Rock.” Why are they asking if I’ve seen Junior’s grades? I mean, did any of the members of Van Halen even graduate from high school? And look at how much money they made.

Although, all that hogwash about Eddie not being able to read music was disturbing. He was studying classical piano from the age of five. He must have been able to read music, he just wasn’t classically trained on the guitar, Which may have been fortunate for audiences listening to their music, though. He’s probably in the top five rock music guitarists of all time. Oh, what time is it? I can listen to the Astros game now while Joe Groan does his ciphering, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.