Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt. CAL.E OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW BEFORE I GET SOEAKED WITH RAIN (It’s funny how it’s always raining when I walk to Wayne Manor).

C.: May I help you?

d.: Cal.E., where have you been for the last two days?

C.: Here, at Wayne Manor;

why?

d.: Well, when you left my house three days ago, you said that you had something to do. Since this comment followed a conversation about how much money you could have made by listening to the Joe Groan Show’s picks for athletic competitions and betting on the other person or team to win. You haven't answered your phone since then, so I was worried.

C.: Well, d.c., winning money that way is no longer possible. Tom the Tabby

has gone legit and closed the Triple T betting website. He’s now concentrating on besting my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Now Former) Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (Who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by the original Triple T, Tom the Tabby, T’s former cat fighting tag-team partner, business partner and best friend forever.

d.: Well, I know that Tom was going legit because he wanted to top T’s record of holding six WACKO world championship rings. The World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology needs a new "good cat" since T has retired, so they are rebuilding Tom’s image. However, I thought you might get desperate and try to do something rash.

C.: Like what?

d.: Oh, Idk. Maybe go to Las Vegas and try your luck there.

C.: d.c., if I wanted to make a bet in Las Vegas, all I would need to do is go online, or call an 800 number.

d.: I wish I’d thought about that before I hopped a plane to Vegas, went on The Strip

looking for you and maxed out my credit cards.

Anyway, what have you been doing for the last two days?

C.: Well, T has a nice setup in the basement of Wayne Manor for watching his fights,

but he no longer needs to do that. So, I went online and found my favorite program, “Nine Lives To Give.” AMF is showing all its seasons this week That's why I haven't answered my phone. I set the privacy setting to "stop calling me!"

d.: AMF?

C.: Yes. It’s an acronym.

d.: Cal.E., this is a family blog…

C.: It stands for Animals Make (good) Friends.

d.: Okay, since it’s still raining outside, I might as well join you. I haven’t been watching this show in a couple of months.

C.: Okay, it’s about to start again

d.: So, I suppose it’s later that same day?

C.: No, it’s twenty years later, which makes it around 1888. A new character has been introduced. Her name is Cassie,

and she rides into town looking for the man who shot her paw.

d.: right front or bio dad?

C.: Both. The antagonist, Brown Bart,

unloaded his pistol on her dad when he tried to steal a fish that the antagonist caught. His first shot missed and hit Cassie in the right front paw. The second shot killed her paw, and the second shot killed her maw, who was trying to protect her kittens from the rancher. They were hungry and wanted fish. Anyway, Cassie tried to do CPR on her maw, but her front right paw was broken so she couldn’t do chest compressions. Now, she shoots with her left front paw instead of the one she would naturally use. Since her paw was already dead, that made her and her thirteen litter mates orphans. They were adopted into different homes, but Cassie has found all her littermates. Now, she just wants revenge for her parents' death.

Shhh. It’s about to start.

d.: So, that’s the end of today’s cat tail(e) folks.

Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.