I remember to this day The bright red Georgia clay And how it stuck to the tires after the summer rain Willpower made that old car go A woman's mind told me that so Oh, how I wish we were back on the road again
Me and you and a dog named Boo Travellin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man
Now I can still recall The wheat fields of St. Paul And the morning we got caught robbing from an old hen Old McDonald, he made us work But then he paid us for what it was worth Another tank of gas and back on the road again
Me and you and a dog named Boo Travellin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man
Now I'll never forget the day We motored stately into big L.A. The lights of the city put settlin' down in my brain Though it's only been a month or so That old car's buggin' us to go We gotta get away and get back on the road again
Me and you and a dog named Boo Travellin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man
Me and you and a dog named Boo Travellin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man
Me and you and a dog named Boo Travellin' and livin' off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kent Lavoie
d.c. the ring announcer: Aaron Judge had the last round going to the champ, but Jose scored it for the little guy. So, we have a draw. The participants have agreed to split the pot. Each cat will get five million dollars, after I take out my three fees, and we pay animal control and the Houston Police Department their… fees for letting us hold this cat fight in the back alley of the vet clinic in downtown Houston.
C.: d.c., how much is your fee, and the fee for animal control and the HPD? And how did you get two star baseball players to judge this cat fight?
d.:. As far as the judges, Altuve is on the disabled list, and when I typed in A. Judge, Aaron’s email automatically came up. I suppose it sounded interesting to him, so he agreed to judge the cat fight, since his game was at night, and the cat fight was in the afternoon. He caught a supersonic jet back to New York as soon as he rendered his decision on the cat fight.
Why do you ask about Tucker's purse money, Cal.E.? I thought that you were through with Tucker
C.: Well, I talked to him after the cat fight. I said that I made a mistake and he forgave me, and he made a mistake, so I suppose I should forgive him. How much is left of the five mil. he won after the fees are paid?
d.: Well, each cat must pay the animal control and the HPD one million, so that’s four a piece, then taxes and, of course, my three fees, as well as the price of the venue. Tucker will end up with about one point five million for the fight, after all of that.
C.: Wow! That’s a lot of dough. Your fees must be a lot! How much did you make for refereeing and announcing the fight, as well as acting as Tucker’s trainer? He'l still be a meowionnaire, but that won't last us for all nine of our lives.
d.: Well, let’s see. That can’t be right!
C.: ??!!
d.: Well, the IRS left a note saying that, since my three fees put me into a higher tax bracket, I owe them three dollars! What on earth?!
C.: You should have seen that coming, d.c. Anyway, how do the lyrics to “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo” fit into this blog?
d.: They don’t, I just like the song, and the lyrics have been on my mind for the last few hours.
C.: Okay… well, since Tucker and I will only have enough to last us…more than two years, but not the rest of our nine lives, I suppose that I should get ready for the Cat Rodeo. We’ll need the prize money to begin our lives of leisure, after I win the Cat Skills Games, too.
d.: That will take a lot of training, Cal.E. Now that I’m through with Tucker, I’ll train you night and day. We’ll train until we can’t walk, and then rest for five minutes and start training again. We’ll train, train , train until the Cat Skills Games, and then we’ll keep training for next year’s Cat Skills Games and the Cat Rodeo…
C.: That’s al the time we have for today, folks, please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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