When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my...

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know...

He went to Paris Looking for answers To questions that bothered him so He was impressive, Young and aggressive, Saving the world on his...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid … Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

C.: Hold on, d.c. This thing is beeping. I think it’s an explosive device! It’s about to explode! Go back in your house and cover your...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

d.: On Earth’s mirror planet HTRAE, Elac has been charged with coming up with the calculations to get the evil Dr. Buddy Bones to the...

C.: I have a few minutes to think, since I finished d.c.’s workout for the day for the Cat Sills Games and I don’t have to work tonight....

d.: Well, I came up with a workout routine for Cal.E. and her kittens, so she’s busy working out with her kittens. That gives us a little...

d.: Hold on few minutes, Cal.E. I’m talking to my personal trainer. I’ll call you back when we’re through. C.: (Ring) Hi, d.c., what did...

I've just closed my eyes again Climbed aboard the dream weaver train Driver take away my worries of today And leave tomorrow behind Ooh,...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Oh, a bat outta hell outta shoot number nine Well, I'm a-lookin' for eight, Lord, it's been a long time I'm tied to the hot seat in the...

The mountain is high, the valley is low And you're confused 'bout which to go So I flew in to give you a hand And lead you into, the...

I remember to this day The bright red Georgia clay And how it stuck to the tires after the summer rain Willpower made that old car go A...

C.: Thanks for picking me up, d.c. I guess Tucker had something better to do…oh, wait, I called him and asked him not to pick me up…or...

C.: Well, I’m feeling better, but d.c. won’t be able to pick me .up until he gets off work tonight. To help pass the time until the vet...

C.: I’ll call Tucker and tell him that the vet wants to run more tests. Then, I’ll call d.c. and ask him to pick me up after he gets off...

d.: Hi, Cal.E., are you feeling better now? C.: Yes. I’m getting out of here as soon as Tucker comes to pick me up today. d.: I’m sorry...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...