d.: Cal.E., can you stop singing long enough to tell me how your date with The Tuxedo went? C.: Okay. First, we shared some stinky...

d.: So, tell me, Cal.E., how did the rest of your evening go with Tucker, Tucker Two? C.: Bed, bed I couldn't go to bed My head's too...

d.: Hi, Cal.E., I fell asleep waiting for you to call to do our blog last night. I was trying to stay awake by watching the football...

C.: Hi, Tucker. I’m just calling to let you know that I want to take you up on your offer of enjoying some stinky garbage, catnip and a...

C.: Hi, d.c. I need some advice on dating. d.: Well, Cal.E., I see two problems with asking me. One is that I haven’t been in the dating...

Tux.: Doe! I’m sorry dat I lost dat catfight, Tom. Tom. It’s okay, Tucker. That trickster just outsmarted you. It ain’t hard ta do! I...

Tux.: Geez Louise. I taught I had ten seconds. I did da calculations over an’ over in ma head, and I taught I had ten more seconds ta...

Round 2 d.: Okay, Cal.E., I don’t agree with how you did it, but you have an advantage now. The ring is really small, though, so you may...

d.c. the announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, cats of all ages, let’s get ready to rrrrrumble. Tonight, for your entertainment pleasure, we...

C.: Hi, Mr. Coworker. You don’t look like you’re feeling well. If you’d like to go home and not work this shift, I’ll stay and fill in...

C.: Hey, d.c. You never did said how you liked my new toy. d.: It’s a nice ride, Cal.E. I’ll admit that… C.: And I can ride for almost a...

C.: oh, d.c., come outside and see my surprise. d.: I don’t see anything yet, Cal.E. C.: Wait for it… d.: What is Tucker, Tucker Two...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing on your day off from work at The Kennel? d.: I’m just having a lazy, relaxing day off. I just went to...

C.: Well, my band bugged out on me and d.c. went home last night. He had to work today at hisn nursing job. Since I’m still on hiatus, I...

Elvis: Wise men say…only fools rush in But ah can’t help Talkin’ to a cat! Oh, man! what was in that salad last night? Ah had the wildest...

C.: Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and any animals that may be reading this. I have with me today, a very special guest: the King of...

On the planet HTRAE Buddy Bones: Reading these manuscripts of d.c. scot’s in reverse order is confusing, but I’m almost to the beginning...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing now? d.: I’m editing my manuscript to enter it in a contest. C.: How much is the entry fee? d.: It...

HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH Cal.E Kat: Hi, d.c., what’s going on? d.c.: Work, life, the pursuit of happiness…do you have another cell...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you up to now? d.: About six feet, Cal.E. Why? C.: I meant what are you doing now? d.: I’m trying to work... C.:...