Ralph: A one, a two, a one two three. Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The...

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive...

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive...

C.: d.c., I’ve made up my mind about which of T. Puppy’s games I want tickets to see. d.: which games, Cal.E.? C.: All of them, and...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

C.: (ring) Hello? d..: Cal.E., read this and get back to me Joshua Devine ran Devine Cleaners, his dry cleaning operation like a...

C.: Hey ,d.c. I couldn’t open the link you sent me yesterday. d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E. However, T. Puppy has been sent to the instructional...

c.: Well, I’d better call d.c. and see if he’s okay (ring). d.: Yo. C.: d.c., I know that your truck is your baby. I heard that you had...

C. No, that won’t work. Let’s see if I…no, that won’t work ether. I’m stumped. I’d better call d.c. and ask for some advice. (Ring) d.:...

time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future I want to bark like...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

d.: Well, Cal.E. and I got our wires crossed yesterday, since I was in Port Author and she had to fill in for Ralph, who’s touring as the...

C.: Well, d.c. asked me to feed T. Puppy Katt and the rest of the animals at Mom and Dad’s house since he had to go on a business trip....

d.: Cal.E., I rewrote the preamble to the Magruder Mysteries Precision: A Crime of Passion; The Rebirth of a Cold Case Sleuth. I think...

Valentine told me who's to go Feelings he's treasured most of all The teachers and the football star It's in his tiny face It's in his...

Soft Kitty Warm Kitty Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Warm kitty, Soft kitty, Little ball of fur, Little ball of fur, Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty,...

C.: Well, I suppose that my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter...

C.: Well, today’s Super Bowl Sunday, so no one will be working on getting me out of The Kennel after I was framed by my youngest queen...

c.: Well, I suppose that d.c. didn’t read, see, or hear anything that upset him today, because he hasn’t come to my cell in The Kennel....

C.: OooohNobody knows the trouble I've seen Nobody knows my sorrow Nobody knows the trouble I've seen Glory hallelujahSometimes I'm up...