Cal.E.'s Korner

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life

Make me, oh, make me, Lord, more than I am Make a piece in your master game plan Free from the earthly temptation below I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe

Bring on the brothers who've gone on before And all of the sisters who've knocked at your door All the departed, dear loved ones of mine And stick 'em up front in the offensive line

Yeah, dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Paul Charles Craft

Dropkick Me Jesus lyrics © Screen Gems-emi Music Inc., Black Sheep Music

C.: Well, d.c. went to see a movie. It’s based on a book called “American Parnassian,” or something like that. I think it’s about the character Ron Howard played as a kid. I guess Andy Griffith’s son ate a lot of cheese. I don’t see how they could make a three-hour movie about a kid eating cheese, but what do I know? I’m a cat! Anyway, d.c. wanted me to write the blog today, so, I’ll regale y’all with my band and me practicing for our next gig, which is supposed to be at my wedding reception. If I attend, I’ll be resplendent in my wedding gown while I sing lead for the RoCKats. Here goes: YOWL!!

While Cal.E. and the RoCkats are practicing for her upcoming reception after her nuptials, we’ ll look in on d.c.

d.: Well, that was a good movie. “Oppenheimer,” Based on the book AMERICAN PROMETHEAS,” was well worth the three hours I spent in the theatre watching it.

There was a television series that I watched while it was on a cable channel called “Manhattan.” It was about the Manhattan Project, like the movie. From what I remember about the television series, I think it was also based on the book that the movie was based on. Anyway, since I asked Cal.E. to write the blog today, I have some time to work on my project. I feel like I’ve been drop kicked through the uprights of life after that workout I did this morning. I need something to help me recover faster. At my age, it takes a day or two to recover. I formerly could recover in a couple of hours from a reverse brick. (I’m not sure if walking the dog qualifies as running, though, before getting on a stationary bike. I’ll just say that I did a “light” reverse brick.)

There are thirteen different types of canine blood, but only eight types of human blood. That means there are five more types of Canine blood than human blood. That would make it harder to find the right type of canine blood for a transplant, and it would fairly expensive. It could cost up to three hundred dollars if a vet did it. However, I’m a nurse who works at The Kennel, and dogs only have one large vein in their legs. I took blood from a dog before I even went to nursing school. I wasn’t hard to do. I wonder if canine blood and human blood are compatible? If they are I have an idea. I’ll call Cal.E. and see if she can help me with my project.

“Hi, Cal.E., it’s d.c. I need you to help me with something, please.” Well, she’s not answering, and I hear her band rehearsing in her mom and dad’s garage next door. I guess she is thinking about going through with her marriage to Tucker Tucker Two, because ther band, The RoCKats, was supposed to play at her reception. I don’t think she would be rehearsing with her band if she wasn’t going to go through with the marriage. I suppose that I’ll just need to wait until tomorrow to get Cal.E. to help me. (ring) Oh, it’s Cal.E. “HI, Cal.E., I was wondering if you could help me with something, please?”

C.: What do you need, d.c.

d.: I need you to give me the puppy’s itinerary.

C.: Why do you need that d.c.?

d.: Because I…

C.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Pleas join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.

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