Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd; Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back. Let me root, root, root for the Astros,
If they don't win, it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.
d.: Well, the Astros didn’t pull off the deal of the century, but they did come close by reacquiring Justin Verlander, a.k.a. Mr. Kate Upton. It’s not Shohi Ohtani and Mike Trout for castoffs, but it’s close. If the Astros can’t acquire the two best players on the planet, at least they got the best pitcher available for two minor leaguers. I believe these are the two players that the Astros acquired in exchange for letting Verlander go to the New York Mets, so the farm system isn’t any worse off than it was one year ago. And, JIm Crane now has help paying Verlander’s exorbitant salary, since the Mets’ owner chipped in to get rid of him. To top things off, the current staff ace, Framber Valdez came within one batter of pitching a perfect game. His no-hitter is the first by an Astros lefty. I think Jim Crane may be the smartest owner to ever own a sports franchise. He knows how to evaluate and acquire talent.
Just remember, Astros’ fans, we paid a big price to acquire this team to win now, so don’t expect this incredible run of World Series appearances to last into the next decade. The Astros will probably retrogress into what they were a decade a go in just a few years, so enjoy this now.
Speaking of Astros’ fans, Cal.E. is in big trouble and needs some help.
C.: Help!! Help!! I’m being kidnapped by two criminal cats! Help!
Shon:
Youse can screams alls ya wants to, Cal.E, but wheeze made sure dat nobody can hears ya. Wheeze has orders to takes ya backs ta Tucker Tucker Two ta gets married, and dats what wheeze gonna do. Now, gets inta da bag!
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Boom boom boom boom
Here she comes, that Karate Cat
Coming to vanquish the foe with a mighty blow
So don't be afraid anymore
Cause things won't be like they've been before
"Here I come to save the day!"
Thank goodness Karate Cat is on her way
So let the trumpet players play
For Karate Cat is here today!
Here she comes, that Karate Cat
Just like a bolt from the blue
With a heart that's true
Fighting evil, fighting crime
And always there in the nick of time
Here she comes to save the day!
And she will prove that crime will never pay
So let the trumpet players play
For Karate Cat is here today!
Hiya, bam, bang, boom, pow!
C.: ELAC! you’re awake! Thank you so much for rescuing me! Now, we can live a peaceful life in this Tibetan Zen Buddhist monastery.
Head Monk: Not so fast. You two are making way too much noise. So, you’re both out of here!
ELAC: On this planet, I’ve got no place else to go!!
C.: But, what will I do, where will I go?
H.M.: Frankly my dear…
d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner
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