Cal.E.'s Korner

Tux: Cal.E., get in here pronto. I want you to start working out with me so I can lose enough weight to e4nter the WACKO welterweight division and earn that belt as well as my eight others.

C.: Sure, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by your former bff and business associate with the Triple T Cat Cartel, then your chief rival for your eight World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology

triple t

and nemesis in real life whom you defeated by knocking him out

to claim the WACKO middle weight cat fighting belt and then woke up and gave one of your delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat treats after you climbed the ladder

and rang the bell at the end of y’all’s Texas Cage Grudge Match and then took down the ladder and woke up your opponent to share one of the two delicious treats you earned by winning the cat fight- for flavor that’s out of this world, try POTTC cat treats and cat food- your cat will thank you for it- and who you are now best friends with- The Original Triple T- Tom the Tabby!).

You are my third husband and second here on this planet, and I love you as much as your name is long. I just want you to answer one question for me first.

Tux.: What is it, my love?

C.: What’s another English word for synonym?

Tux.:  ?????...?????

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