C.: And now, the conclusion of d.c. scot’s short story MURDER OR MERCY? -“Finding Joaquin Salazar innocent by reason of temporary insanity is not an option." Micheal relayed the specifcs of the instructsion the judge had given the jury to the eleven other people in the jury room. "It’s only guilty or not guilty-“ Micheal began, but a small man in the back of the room cut him off. “I’m hungry. Isn’t The State supposed to prov

C.: Cal.E’s Korner now continues with the penultimate chapter of d.c. scot’s MURDER OR MERCY? Micheal Morales looked around the jury room that had been provided by the court. As he asked if anyone wanted to be the jury foreman, all eleven of the other people in the room shook their heads. “I’ll do it, then.” It was as if fate had smiled on Micheal for the first time in his life. Micheal Morales had moved to this small ranching commu

C.: d.c., what did you do with the rest of the story, Murder or Mercy? I’ve looked through all your papers and cannot find the rest of the story! Where is it? d.: That’s because I stored it in the cloud, Cal.E. No, not that cloud. I mean it’s on my google drive. It's right here C.: We now continue with MURDER OR MERCY? Joel Steadman decided he needed some more information that didn’t come from Joaquin, so he called and set up an appointment to visit the P

C.: Well, I can chillax because I’m just going to post the end of d.c. scot’s short story called MURDER OR MERCY? Joel wanted to word his query carefully, so he hesitated for a moment. This did nothing to gain Joaquin’s trust. He believed that people who told the truth didn’t need to think about what they were going to say, and he didn’t trust lawyers, anyway. It had been a lawyer, Joaquin thought, who had ruined his chances to play in the NFL. “I’m Joel Steadman, and

C.: Well, I see d.c. is engaging in his favorie hobby, so I'll just continue with his short story MURDER OR MERCY? When he got to his car, Joel called the D.A. and said, “I can prove that my client isn’t the murderer, so you can take her off of house arrest,” and waited for an answer. “I’m not going to do that until the official coroner’s report comes back, and that could take up to six weeks! The initial report makes her look like the prime suspect….Okay, you can call

d.: I have nothing to do but watch college basketball today. Life is sweet! C: Since d.c. has so rudely cast the responsibility of writing our blog on me with no help from him, I looked in d.c .'s box labeled "Cuts." and found an interesting short story thta d.c. wrote a year or so ago. I ’m going to run this short story I found of his for the next several days. It’s a “who done it?” short story set in Southeast Texas called:

d.: Now that I’ve turned over the responsibility of writing our daily blog to Cal.E., I can relax and watch the NCAA basketball tournament without having to worry about what to write daily. Let me see what time A&M and U. of H. play. C.: Well, d.c. is busy…doing what I don’t know. He isn’t working in his yard, but he did entrust me to write this script by myself from now on, so I will talk to my new roommate (until he remembers where his human lives and goes there) the former

Cal.E. Katt: I suppose I should start writing our…my blog, but it’s time for today, but it’s time for my favorite podcast that has been picked up by radio stations in Southeast Texas. And now, KEEP/KEEN/KING Anahuac, Hamaker Winnie present the Joe Groan Show with the host, one-hundred-thirty-eighth ranked podcaster in the northwestern corner of Southeast Texas, JOE GROAN! Oh, oh, oh, oh! It’s the most wonderful time of the year if you’re a college basketball fan. With t

C.: I see that d.c. is engaging in his favorite hobby again. I suppose he has more time now that he has asked me to write our blog by myself. I guess I should get started writing since I agreed to write this blog 365 days a year by myself. I suppose it's a good thing my phone can translate Catonese to English. I can speak both laguages, but think in Catonese, so I'll let me phone translate my words to English. Now, let’s see, d.c. says that when he’s stuck, he sometimes looks

C.: Now that my third husband (and second here on Earth) The cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship cat fighting crown ended in a draw. The present champion, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornitholo

C.: Tucker, pull over at the next rest stop, please. T.: Cal.E., your former boss and the deposed Supreme Ruler of the cat galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue, is in the back seat… C.: Not for that. I need to call my vet. To make an appointment. T.: didn’t you just have an appointment with your vet last week? C.: That was for my left hind foot. Now, my right front paw is bothering me. I don’t want to get confused and make an appointment with the wrong vet, so I need to look at my

C.: So, T., when are you and your arch-rival, Teh Original Triple T Tom the Tabby, going to have a cat fighting match to determine the World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology middle weight title? T.: That’s on hold for now, Cal.E. WACKO wants to wait and see what happens with the war in the middle east before we schedule our match. I guess with two wars going on in the world, no one wants to see two cats fighting for cat treats. As Meow so elegantly

C.: So T., since we have now picked up the freeloading former Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue from the side of the road where you left him and are now heading to Houston, can you please tell me who won your Texas Cage Grudge World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology championship cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship of the world, please? T.: I would, but it’s time for mine and d.c. scot’s favorite blog caster to come on a st

C.: Okay, T., now that you put Meow Z. tongue out on the side of interstate 10, can you tell me what happened at the end of your cat fight with your former BFF, co-founder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel, former World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag team cat-fighting partner and now chief WACKO nemesis and now arch-rival in real life as well, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby? t.: You didn’t watch the fight on television? C

T. Puppy Katt: Well, Dad is busy working on another computer, and that annoying cat who lives at the end of the street in Wayne Manor with her third husband (and second on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowl

Meow Z. Tongue: Okay, Cal.E., it’s almost check-out time in this five-star dump and you said that your third husband, (and second here on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team part

Meow Z. Tongue: Okay, Cal.E. we have one more day in this five-star dump, if what you are saying about your third husband (and second on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple T Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partn

Meow Z, Tongue: Well, Cal.E, It’s getting close to the end of our stay in this five-star dump. To pass the time, maybe you could tell me the rest A STRANGE PLANET. C.: Alright, your immense ineptitudeness (now that he doesn’t have any power over me since he no longer is the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy where my home planet is; and I don’t live on my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats anymore, I can insult the evil ruler that almost ran my planet out of energy bef

Meow Z. Tongue: Cal.E., have you been able to contact your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partner and now chief rival for his seven WACKO championship belts and now arch ene

C.: MEOW!! M.: Hmm?? WHAT? C.: You slept through the whole day again. M.: As long as we’re trapped in this five-star dump, what else is there to do? C.: Well, you said that you wanted to hear the rest of the story when I let you read the first few chapters of my book: A Strange Planet M.: Your book, Cal.E.? It sounds more like something d.c. scot would write. C.: How would you know? M>: Well, while you were asleep, I took the liberty to open your computer and