Ralph: Two, one-two-three-four! Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, is-m,...

d.: Here are some more of my thoughts on the unfairness of life taken from the first book I published entitled THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES...

I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants...

We can never know about the days to come But we think about them anyway And I wonder if I'm really with you now Or just chasing after...

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load "If you're goin' to...

C.: d.c. was going to send me a script to review via email. This must be it A well-known athlete, Lance Armstrong, was found guilty of...

C.: today is the day that T. Puppy Katt is going to move to her new facility to play for her new team, the Port Author Poodles. d.c. is...

Ralph: a one, a two, a one two three four There's a cat who leads a life of danger To everyone she meets he stays a stranger With every...

Ralph: A one, a two, a one two three. Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The...

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive...

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive...

C.: d.c., I’ve made up my mind about which of T. Puppy’s games I want tickets to see. d.: which games, Cal.E.? C.: All of them, and...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

C.: (ring) Hello? d..: Cal.E., read this and get back to me Joshua Devine ran Devine Cleaners, his dry cleaning operation like a...

C.: Hey ,d.c. I couldn’t open the link you sent me yesterday. d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E. However, T. Puppy has been sent to the instructional...

c.: Well, I’d better call d.c. and see if he’s okay  (ring). d.: Yo. C.: d.c., I know that your truck is your baby. I heard that you had...

C. No, that won’t work. Let’s see if I…no, that won’t work ether. I’m stumped. I’d better call d.c. and ask for some advice. (Ring) d.:...

time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future I want to bark like...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

d.: Well, Cal.E. and I got our wires crossed yesterday, since I was in Port Author and she had to fill in for Ralph, who’s touring as the...