Cal.E.'s Korner

Live from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Graon Show here on KIND/KING Conroe Cut-N-Shoot, the number one-hundred and fifth rated radio station in the northeast corner of Southeast Texas. And now, here’s your host, Joe Groan!

JG:  Oh, oh, oh!! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The Animal Olympics are here, and the opening ceremonies are about to begin. First, We have the parade of athletes competing in these games.

First we have the rumba racers

Then, there's the champions of the open division of weightlifting

Then, there's the judges

Followed by the tag team cat fighters. I hope that they're just playing possum, folks.

And then, we have the sprinters. I think they should have been first to avoid running i over other participants of these games. Maybe that's what happened to the cat fighters

After that, there's the mail carriers. I suppose some of the participants are having their mail forwarded here, since it's a two week event.

And, next, we have the flying dogs

Followed by the flying cats

Hey, buddy, listen to the big guys. It may save your life!

And then, there's the RoCKats, providing the music for the parade

Followed by the police and military dogs. These animals are something to watch in action.

And then, we have the cats involved in the mousing event

Followed by the yowlers

And the long jumpers.

And there's the favorite to be the all-around best animal in these games all dressed up for the event; the six time WACKO cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k..a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken

And his wife, Cal.E Katt, who's apparently watching from home

I would show you more, but we're out of time for today. So that's the end of today's cat ta(i)le

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