Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey, d.c., did you hear the news about The Kennel?

d.: What news?

C.: Well, since some of the animals in The Kennel are participating in the Animal Olympics this year, the authorities are letting them out to compete. The Kennel will be closed until the end of the Animal Olympics.

d.: Well, the animals may be confined while at the Olympic Village, a.m. a. The Houston Astrodome, once known at the Eighth Wonder of the World, but how can they close the Kennel for two weeks when there are humans in The Kennel?

C.: Oh, the security staff is letting them out, too, so they can help with the events. They will stay in the Astrodome as well for two weeks.

d.: So, is the security staff from The Human Kennel going to be at the Astrodome for the next two weeks?

C.: No. The whole security staff is going to be given a two-week paid vacation.

d.: If there’s no security staff to round up the animals and the humans after the Animal Olympics are over, how will the security staff get all the inmates and animals back where they belong?

C.: Well, animals have a good sense of direction. We usually go where we know we’ll be fed and taken care of properly.

d.: I suppose; but what about the human inmates?

C.: They all promised they would come back after the Animal Olympics. Why do you ask?

d.:…That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.