C.: Hey, d.c. I saw your comment about “The Greatest Coach of All Time,” Bill Billichik. I didn’t know that you were such a fan! C.:...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday, and Ralph is still on tour with Beauty and the Glowfish, so I must fill in for him at The Kennel tonight. I have...

Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you Acting out your best behavior Turn your back on mother...

War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it again, y'all...

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely I had to call you up in the middle of the night I know it's awful hard to try to make love...

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonelyI had to call you up in the middle of the nightI I On a warm summer's evening On a train bound...

d.: I was going to print a silly blog today. I had one all planned out in my head, until I read the local newspaper. Everyone has a “hot...

As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto (In the ghetto) And his mama...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy with a project for a class he’s taking, so I’ll just read the next chapter of his autobiographical manuscript...

C.: d.c., I didn’t see our post yesterday. d.: That’s because of the windstorm yesterday. C.: That little 10 mph wind we had. d.: Yes; it...

Extra! Extra! I'm in love I gotta thank my lucky stars above Hurry, hurry, don't be late I can't wait, I gotta celebrate It's a fact, we...

C.: Since I have nothing else to do, my friend, d.c. scot, wants me to proofread some chapters in his The Magruder Mysteries series. This...

Have a little love on a little honeymoon You got a little dish and you got a little spoon A little bitty house and a little bitty yard A...

Well, I lay my head on the railroad track Waiting on the Double E But the train don't run by here no more Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor,...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday. Before I go fill in for Ralph at The Kennel while he tours with Beauty and the Blowfish, I’ll read chapter...

D Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them...

You don't bring me flowers You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore When I come through the door at the end of the day...

She would never say where she came from Yesterday don't matter if it's gone While the sun is bright Or in the darkest night No one knows,...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher, leave them kids alone Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone All...