d.: Hi, Cal.E., are you feeling better now? C.: Yes. I’m getting out of here as soon as Tucker comes to pick me up today. d.: I’m sorry...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

*** If you search for tenderness It isn't hard to find You can have the love you need to live But if you look for truthfulness You might...

d.: Cal.E., why don’t you want to go on the run with Tucker, Tucker, Two, your fiancé, when it could be the only way to preserve your and...

All right, you guys feel funky tonight, ah yeah this is an old Memphis song, old Memphis song I used to smoke Five packs of cigarettes a...

You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning Take the 8:15 into the city There's a whistle up above and people pushin',...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

C.: One two three four… Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line And homer in between Their...

Riding on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central, Monday morning rail Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders Three conductors and...

C.: Hey, d.c. I’m in the kennel. Can you come get me? d.: I didn’t think that you were scheduled to work today, Cal.E. Are you working...

C.: Hey, d.c., I have a question for you. d.: What do you need to know, Cal.E? C.: Well, I asked Tucker to have Easter lunch with my...

C.: Oh, Wow! This baseball game is going into extra innings, and d.c. said that he would give me a ride to work tonight since he’s...

C.:Well, baseball season is here, and Tucker’s mad at me. We won’t be hanging out any time soon. I’ll watch the Astros game on my night...

C.: Tucker, I’m glad that you’re better. I went to see Tom last night, and he and I got all your money back, along with a bonus for him…...

C.: Now, where would Tom be at this time of day when it’s raining and he’s missing his best bud? Yes, that’s where he’ll be, the cat toy...

C.: d.c., I’ll just leave you a brief message, because I’m in a hurry. Tucker has been transported to Houston via life flight, and I feel...

Ring announcer: Champ, do I see a grudge match between you and your manager developing? Tux.: No, I don’t think so. I’m sure that the two...

d.: Let’s see what’s on ASPN tonight. That was a good cat fight last night. Tucker set his opponent up perfectly, and then went in for...

d.: Well, Cal.E. may not want to watch Tucker's fight, but I think it’s interesting. What could be better than two highly skilled,...

d.: Hey, Cal.E., it’s time to start your training for the Cat Rodeo. We need to work on that one first, since it occurs next month. Then,...