C.:Well, baseball season is here, and Tucker’s mad at me. We won’t be hanging out any time soon. I’ll watch the Astros game on my night off, I guess. I would like to be there when he gets out of The Kennel and back on his feet. Tom might have more money than Tucker does, but Tucker’s nicer and easier to get along with.
Tom, I think, has some deep dark issues that can’t be easily resolved. He pumps himself up and makes a lot of money to help get over his inferiority complex. He’s a small cat, so he doesn’t feel as significant as Tucker when they’re together. That’s why he’s always berating Tucker. He wants to bring Tucker down to his level. At least, that’s my opinion. I’ve only studied psychology in relation to royalty. I don’t know that much about earth’s cats or the common street cat. I think that Tom grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. That’s why he talks and acts so tough.
Then again, Tucker was an alley cat when they met. He did Tom’s dirty work and got put in The Kennel several times. It’s fortunate he’s smart. He took the opportunity to better himself and get his GED, the his undergraduate degree and his masters, because he was in The Kennel for a long time. He’s now working on his CHD. That’s Cat’s Highest Degree.
Tom, though, does have a master’s degree, but he said that illegal activity is more profitable than legal activity. He should know. He’s one of the richest cats in the United States. Much like human businessmen, Tom has shell corporations and businesses that launder money for him to make him look like a legitimate business cat. He knows every trick in the book.
Tucker, on the other hand, wants to use his hard-earned money to start a legitimate business and stay under the radar of Animal Control. That would be a nice life, if he would just forgive me and let us go forward. Oh, it’s time to go. My favorite Astro is batting. I hope Breggy hits a home run!
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