Well, the Cat Fight of the Century is days away, and one of the preliminary activities is for the two contestants to exchange insults....

C.: T., what are you doing now?   T.: I’m reading up on the Cat Olympics. I might not want to participate this year, or ever again,...

C.: (Well, if d.c. is taking a sabbatical, I can now concentrate on my fabulous marital relationship with….Oh, yes, Tucker Tucker Two,...

C.: Well, d.c. just sent me a text saying he wants to take a two or three day sabbatical. Humans, I can't live with them. I'm Hungry. I...

C.: I wonder where d.c. is? Oh, I just got a text from him. It seems that both T and Tom want him to train them for their upcoming cat...

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” Sir Winston Churchill   d.: Cal.E. has already...

C.: Hello everyone. d.c. is busy, but I just found this great new website that was talking about d.c.’s first book, PRECISION. They said...

C.: Come on over and watch T and Tom’s big cat fight, d.c. We can watch it on T.’s colossal screen television. This T.V. makes the...

C.: Well, the new Cat In Charge of Cage Cleaning (CICCC) at The Kennel is on vacation. Since I formerly held that position,  The Kennel...

d.: Today is Mother’s Day; so, instead of being silly, I’d like to past this Mother’s Day Blessing to honor mothers of all descriptions ,...

C.: I wonder where d.c. is? He didn’t show up yesterday and he’s late today. Maybe I sould call him,….Oh, there his is.   “d.c., what’s...

C.: How’s it going, d.c.? d.: Not very well. C.: Oh, why? d.: I’m a little upset. C.: Because… d.: Because I recently read an article...

d.: Why do you have your calming blanket on, Cal.E.? C.: Because my life stinks and I'm trying to deal with it. d.: Why do you say that...

d.: Now that there’s a break in the action at The Kennel, I can think back on my near misses with my manuscripts. I wrote a script for a...

C.: Hey, d.c., are you down about the Rockets losing to their archrival, the Golden State Warriors?   d.: I am sad, but not suicidal.  I...

“If you must go through Hell, keep going.”.-Sir Winston Churchill C.: d.c. what all the quotes from the prime minister of England who was...

“This is the lesson:  Never give in, never give in, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in, except...

lET'S GO ROCKETS!! BUT WHILE YOU'RE WATHCING THE GAME. This has been a public service message from Cal.E.'s Korrer

“The more I know about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs and polo ponies,” Al said. d.c. scot   C.: Well, d.c. hasn’t...

C,:  Hey, d.c. You look down, so I’ll tell you your favorite joke to try to cheer you up: “What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t...