C.: Oh, hi there. I was just going over some test results from routine tests that all fourteen of my kittens had, but I would need a...

C.: (ring) Thank you for calling 119. What do you want to brag about today?   Hello, yes, my name is Lucky Lezcano Jr. the IV.   C.: So,...

I would rather let one thousand guilty men go free than to chase them.  Police Chief Wiggum (The Simpsons). C.: That’s an interesting...

It is better and more satisfactory to acquit a thousand guilty persons than to put a single innocent one to death." - -Maimonides C.: ...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy watching his team play in March Madness, so I’m going to expand my mind by doing complicated math calculations in...

C.: (ring) Hi, d.c., what are you doing?   d.: I’m paying bills.   C.: Doesn’t your ban have automatic draft for your bills, like T’s...

And you are listening to the Joe Groan Show, on WORD in the Texas Golden Triangle: Port Author, Orange and Beaumont; all talk radio all...

C.: d.c., I thought that you were going to write the script yesterday by yourself. I was involved in a long telephone call with my third...

And that was the Motor City Madman here on WHAM Conroe Cut-N-Shoot radio. Next up, Metallica followed by some SCREAMO C.: Well, d.c. is...

C.: (This is boring, monitoring our 119 line. No one ever calls to brag about not having anything going wrong in their lives. (ring). I...

d.: (ring) Hello C.: d.c., Are you okay? d.: Yes, why? C.: Well, I know that you were going to your mother’s funeral and staying with...

As is a tale, so is life. Not how long it is, but how good it is that matters- Seneca. C.: Hey, d.c., are you feeling better today?   d.:...

C.: Hi, d.c. I’m calling to write today’s blog.   d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., I just don’t feel like being silly today.   C.: so, it was...

C.: Hey, d.c., how is your day going?   d.: Not too well, Cal.E. My computer is acting up again, but that's not my only problem. I...

C.: Hey, d.c., what are you doing? d.: come on in. I'm waiting for this bottle of water to warm up to 71 degrees. C.: Why? d.: Because...

C.: hey, d.c., why is tomorrow only 23 hours long? d. Because tomorrow, at two a.m., daylight savings time starts. C.: Then, are all the...

C.: Hey, d.c. I have something that will make you rich quickly! d.: Okay, what is it? C.: It’s a multi-product marketing…. d.:  Don’t you...

d.: While I'm driving back to the drug store to get the only thing I forgot to get this morning, I need to call Cal.E. so we can write...

d.: Cal.E., didn’t you ever teach your kittens to hunt rodents?   C.: I did, but you know kids, they don’t listen.   d.: Aren’t your...

C.: I'm glad that my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter...