Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: (ring) Hey d.c. what are you doing right now?

d.: I just got home from work. I’m going to take a shower and then watch the Texans beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

C.: Well, my third husband, six-time World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology World Champion Cat Fighter, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The (former) Cat fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T  Was Already Taken (by his former tag-team cat fighting partner, business associate with the Triple T Cartel and BFF, Tom the Tabby) asked me

to invite you over to watch the game on his monster television set.

 here at Wayne Manor

d.: I have a large screen television set as well, Cal.E.

C.: Does It have high-resolution?

d.: Yes.

C.: Surround sound?

d.: Yes.

 C.: How about reclining chairs that are as comfortable as the ones in your living room but made for a movie theater, and a private, sound proof room that won’t let any noise wake Eudora or me up when y’all hoop and holler after a good play by the Texans?

d.: Well….no. Tell T I will be right over to Wayne Manor after I shower and shave.

C.: So, I suppose that’s the wrap for today, folks. We’ve come to the end of this cat tail(e). Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.