Cal.E.'s Korner

 C.: Hmm…we used to call people walking around talking to themselves schizophrenics, or, at least., [ep[;e who thought outside the box. Now, we just call them busy people making necessary phone calls.

What was I about to do before I got distracted by the…oh, yea> I was going to call my forgetful partner, d.c. something or other, and ask him something. What was it?

Oh, yes. I remember now. I was going to ask him why he didn’t text me to say that he was going to call me to tell me that he had sent to script over for yesterday…..Did I check my emails yesterday? I don’t remember. I’ll check them…as soon as I remember what I was about to do…Oh, yes. Call d.c. and tell him how much I enjoyed yesterday’s script…or did it stink? I’d better check my email again. No, I must have archived it…no, not in there. Maybe my very forgetful human friend forgot to email me yesterday’s script. Now, who was I about to call? Oh, yes, .d.c. I should call him and reprimand him..if I can remember what for. Now, what was his number? That’s right: hashtag two.

d.: (ring). Oh, hi, Cal.E., I’m sorry about not getting yesterday’s script to you,,,

C.: You didn’t? Why not?

d.: Because I found a new sports website online that has no ads. And it’s free!

C.: That doesn’t sound right. You’d better check the fine print.

d.: Hmm…your right. It says that I must pay a “small amount  per month” after the thirty-day trial is over. Help me remember to cancel that service before the end of October.

C.: Why?

d.: N_N-Never mind. As I said, I just got carried away with this new website. It’s called Skip Adz. It condensed all sporting events to just live action. I was able to watch all the Astros and Texan’s best plays this year.

C.: What did you do the other twenty-three hours and forty-five minutes, then?

d.: Well, I had to help with a family problem. Anyway, it took almost twenty-three minutes to watch the Houston sports teams’ highlights. That reminds me, my favorite podcaster is about to begin his rants on his podcast. I can listen to The Joe Groan Show on KEEP?KEEN Conroe/ Cut-N-Shoot.

C.: So, I suppose that’s the end of today’s cat ta(i)le then.

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