Cal.e.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. is still busy with his new job, so I’ll listen to the Jow Groan Show again. It should be starting right about now.

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, KEEP/KEEN Cut-N-Hoot/Conroe brings you the world’s 131,000^th leading authority on sports. Joe Groan!

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JG: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I have a stabbing, unrelenting pain in my back! I’m burning up, even though my air conditioner is set on sixty degrees! I need help, so, if you’re listening to this show, dial 911 and send an ambulance to 813 Fifty-Fifth Street in Cut-N-Shoot! Someone please help me.

C.: Now, what number did he say? Oh, yes, 119…that’s funny, my other phone is ringing…oh, silly me, I was monitoring that line. This isn’t an emergency line…I should r=have written the number down…

JG..: Someone call 911 NOW!

C.: Okay, hold your…bladder…

911 what is your emergency?

C.: Well, it’s not so much me that has the emergency. I don’t even know if this is the correct number to dial to find a vet who treats…those like me…I mean, I need a doctor…. No, I need someone to go to….

May I place you on a brief hold?

C.: Well, it’s not my problem, but I suppose I may be Joe Groan’s only listener since d.c.’s at work,

so I’ll call him to call someone else to call 911 in Cut-N-Shoot to get an ambulance to Joe Groan’s studio, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks.

Tune in next time to see if Joe Groan is life-flighted to Houston so he''ll survive,

, or if he’ll be takin to his sponsor, Mediocre Medical Care.which may be the end

of Joe Groan

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