Cal.E.'s Korner

markmiller323
Aug 27
3 min read

C.: I’m glad you showed up, d.c., Meow came to my house uninvited and now he won’t leave. That's why it took me so long to answer the door for you. I was hiding from him in this box.

d.: Did he get kicked out of his new home with

the bearded lady?

C.: No.

d.: Then, did the house where he and the bearded lady live burn down,

and now he and she have no place to stay.?

C.: No, it’s worse than that.

d.: Then, did the bearded lady die, leaving him an orphan on this planet?

C.: No, it’s worse than that.

d.: What could be worse than a cat losing his adoptive mom? Y’all don’t have opposable thumbs, and I know Meow hates dry food. He’s also too big and clumsy to be a good hunter, so what could be worse than him losing his home and/or the person who’s responsible for his care?

C.: Well, when he called,

he said that he said he had some important business to discuss with me. I naturally thought that he was talking about space stuff, or ways to get back to our galaxy, so I assumed it was to-secret, hush, hush stuff, so I did invite him over…for a week from now. T and I have stuff going on this week, but he showed up on my doorsteps. I let him in because I thought what he had to say was important….

Meow: It is important, Cal.E., because every man, woman and child needs a life insurance policy. What will happen to you if something happens to your husband, the six-time WACKO cat fighting champion of the world? Your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The (former ) Cat Fighter formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken( b Tom the Tabby, The Original Triple T and T’s former cat fighting, tag-team partner, business associate and BFF) became a

by becoming the “good cat” for the Word Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge or ornithology.

C.: Oh, I don’t know…maybe go live with my human mom and dad

down the street, or their next-door neighbor, blogger/author/nurse d.c. scot and his lovely wife, Eudora.

M. Cal.E., what if a hurricane kills all the people you just mentioned? What would you do then? And, don't you think you might give Eudora a headache when you and the RoCKats

practice your cater-walling in her garage?

C.: Well, if it killed all those people and my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The (former ) Cat Fighter formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken( b Tom the Tabby, The Original Triple T and T’s former cat fighting, tag-team partner, business associate and BFF) were all killed by a hurricane, flood, or some other natural disaster, wouldn’t it be expected that I would also be dead?

M.” Well, if you were on a trip, and everyone else was home, then what?

C.: I’d stay where I was.

M.: I can see that you aren’t taking this seriously, Cal/E.

d.c., you seem like a reasonable man. Wouldn’t you like to make sure that your loved ones were taken care of in case you die?

d.: I have a few choice words for someone who sells life insurance by using scare tactics, Meow Z. Tongue.

M.: And those are?

d.: @#!%$%^ &^**& ^%$#@

C.: Er.,,,That’s all the time we have for today, folks. So that's the end of this cat tail(e).