Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: d.c., I thought you were going to text me that you were going to email me yesterday’s script. What happened?

d.:  I‘m sorry Ca.E., but Eudora and I decided to drop our cable provider and just do streaming, like everyone else does. I was looking for the Astros’ game and got carried away, I suppose.

C.: Well, did you ever find it?

d.: No, but I did find a recording of it. I’m watching it now.

C.: So, how much did that cost you?

d.: Believe it or not, it’s free.

C.: Do tell.      

d.: Here, I’ll put you on facetime and you can watch it, too.

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And here’s Hunter Brown’s Firestone fastball, and Julio Rodriquez connects. He hits it over the Leopold Scope’s left field fence. He’s now rounding the Firehouse first base and now is at the Shoney’s Big Boy Restaurant second base, and he’s rounding the Tyson chicken third base, and now he’s headed for the Houston Methodist hospital system’s home plate. And now, it’s time to hear from our sponsors.

d.: Well, my college team Is playing now, so I’ll just switch to the ‘B’ channel on Adz Plus television.

And that's the Cibatta bread cheerleader the ‘ Chihuahua dogs have the ball on the Taco Bell thirty-yard line. Here’s the  Moss shotgun snap. The quarterback finds a friendly face at Fred’s forty-yard line and he’s Taco Cabana tackled immediately. So, now it’s a Serenity Senior Care second down. The Moss shotgun snap, and the quarterback is looking for any eligible Rankin Realty receivers. If he can’t find any, it may result in a Walmart sack. No, he finds his number one receiver for a Franklin frankfurters first down.

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C.: Well, d.c. I think I’ve found the see how this channel is offered free. I’ll let you enjoy your game, so that’s the end of today’s cat tail(e), folks.

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