Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: Yes, 911 operator, I would like for you to send ambulance to 813 Fifty-fifth street in Cut-N-Shoot ASAP…NO! I don’t have time to hold. This could be a matter of life and death…well, since y’all won’t send the ambulance, I suppose I should go to Joe Groan’s studio myself. I’m off work, so I’m on my way. Hold on, Joe, i'm coming. That is, just as soon as I send these ten emails, grab snack and some water for dinner, fill up my truck with gas...that may take a while, I should call 911 back.

JG: Oh, OH, oh, oh!!

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