Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt.

C.: Who is it?

d.: It’s me, d.c., your best human friend.

C.: Say the password phrase if it’s really you.

d.: Come on, Cal.E., it’s raining out here, as it usually is when I choose to walk to Wayne Manor to collaborate on your blog post for the day.

C.: No, that’s not it.

d.: CALE.! OPEN THS DING DANG DOOR NOW!!

c.: Oh, hi, d.c., when did you arrive?

d.: You know when…never mind. I saw two Dalmatians loose on our street. Do you know whom the belong to?

C.: Oh, one is mine, and the other is my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The (former) Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T.’s former cat fighting tag-team partner, business associate and BFF, Ther Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby).  My dog, the female, is named Nama, and T.’s male is Spot. I’ll call them in.

:”Meow, meow, meow.”

d.: That’s amazing. They both answered you immediately, even though you called them in Catonese, not Dogma.

C.: Yes, they’re both bilingual. :Let me dry them off… Now, Nama, stay. I think pot might need to use the sandbox, no Spot, don’t do that I here, do it outside. Go! Out, out, damned Spot!

d.: I didn't know that you knew how to quote Shakespeare

C.: Shake who now?

d.: Never mind. Anyway, my cable was down yesterday due to the rain, so I couldn’t email you my part of our blog. I guess you didn’t put anything on our webpage, either, because I don’t see anything with yesterday’s date on it.

C.: The last time we talked, you and two paramedics were trying to get Joe Groan to go to the hospital via ambulance. Did y’all succeed in convincing him to go be checked out?

d: No, Cal.E, we did not.

C.: Why not? What did you say?

d.: “ IN the overall scheme of things, what three little people want in this world doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.”

C.: So, he didn’t go. I hope he’s okay. I like listening to his shows and so do you.

d.: I do, but he may be out of commission for a while.

C.:???

d.: Well, because he may be in too much pain to be funny, so even if he does have his show, it probably won’t be particularly good. His show will be what Spot just tried to do on T.'s rug. Was that a priceless rug?

C.: Not any more. Anyway, you think his show is good now?!

d.:…That’s all the time we have for today, folks, so that’s the end of today’s blog.

Please join us tomorrow for another cat tail(e) right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.