The best things in life are free But you can keep them for the birds and bees Now give me money, (That's what I want) That's what I want...

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he...

The Birth of Jesus 1 At that time the Roman emperor, Augustus, decreed that a census should be taken throughout the Roman Empire. 2 (This...

Joy to the world, the Lord is come Let Earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And Heaven and nature sing And Heaven and...

"It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.” Muhammad Ali d.: Well, Cal.E. and I were going to write our blog before her and...

Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul I like that old time...

The chef prepares a special menu uh, in the vanilla, oh, in the vanilla sky. In the vanilla, ah, in the vanilla, uh, in the vanilla sky....

Do you, do you, do you, do you wanna be Do me a favor, pick me up, take me out later Don't worry about no paper 'Cause I got mine stacked...

Daddy's got his beer and he's glued to the television An' Mamma's in the kitchen With the dishes and the pots and pans An' I be in my...

C.: Hey, d.c. I saw your comment about “The Greatest Coach of All Time,” Bill Billichick. I didn’t know that you were such a fan! d.: ...

C.: Hey, d.c. I saw your comment about “The Greatest Coach of All Time,” Bill Billichik. I didn’t know that you were such a fan! C.:...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday, and Ralph is still on tour with Beauty and the Glowfish, so I must fill in for him at The Kennel tonight. I have...

Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you Acting out your best behavior Turn your back on mother...

War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it again, y'all...

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely I had to call you up in the middle of the night I know it's awful hard to try to make love...

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonelyI had to call you up in the middle of the nightI I On a warm summer's evening On a train bound...

d.: I was going to print a silly blog today. I had one all planned out in my head, until I read the local newspaper. Everyone has a “hot...

As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto (In the ghetto) And his mama...