The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees
Now give me money, (That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want, (That's what I want), yeah
(That's what I want)
You're lovin' gives me a thrill
But you're lovin' don't pay my bills
Now give me money, (That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want, (That's what I want), oh, yeah
(That's what I want)
Money don't get everything, it's true
What it don't get, I can't use
Now give me money, (That's what I want)
That's what I want
That's what I want, (That's what I want), yeah
(That's what I want)
Waaa
Money don't get everything, it's true
What it don't get, I can't use
Now give me money, (That's what I want)
That's what I want
That's what I want, (That's what I want), yeah
(That's what I want)
Well now give me money
(That's what I want)
A whole lotta money
(That's what I want), whoa yeah, I wanna be free
(That's what I want)
Oh, a lotta money, (That's what I want)
That's what I want, (That's what I want), yeah
(That's what I want)
Well now give me money
(That's what I want)
Whole lotta money
(That's what I want), whoa yeah, you know I need money
(That's what I want)
Now, give me money
(That's what I want)
That's what I want, (That's what I want), yeah
That's what I want
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Berry Gordy Jr / Janie Bradford
Money (That's What I Want) lyrics © Universal Music - Z Songs, Emi Longitude Music, Universal Musica Unica Publishing, Jobete Music Co. Inc., Eddie Montilla Music Publishing, Stone Agate Music, Jobete Music Co Inc, Dade Co. Project Music Inc.
Tux.: The problem is that I don’t usually use checks for transactions, so I don’t have any to give to your charity.
C.: Well, d.c. is old school, so he’ll probably know where we can score some checks for you, T. I’ll call him right now.
“Hi, d.c., it’s me, your favorite kitty. I need to ask you a favor.”
d.: Okay, it’s halftime of the first bowl game I’m watching, so I have about one hour to talk. Go ahead.
C.: It’s not even New Year’s Eve. What game are you watching?
d.: Right now, I’m watching the Cereal Bowl. Then, the Salad Bowl comes on. After that, I’ll watch the Fruit Bowl. Like you said, it’s not a holiday, so it’s a slow day for college bowl games.
C.: Who’s playing in the Cereal Bowl?
d.: It’s two grainy four and eight teams. There weren’t enough six-wint teams, so the Cereal Bowl picked the two teams with the highest combined GPA.
C.: What is the combined GPA of the two teams playing?
d.: One hundred.
C.: For each team?
d.: No. That’s the combined GPA of both teams. They each have eighty-five players, and they added all of both team’s players’ GPAs together. Anyway, what do you need?
C.: Oh, I almost forgot. Tucker needs to know where he can get some checks, so that he can write some to my favorite charity, Citizens Against (Stuff) Happening.
d.: Does he know that you’re the president, vice president, secretary, treasurer and sole beneficiary of this so called charity?
C.: Now, now. There’s no need to get into specifics about this. My husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken is a busy man. It takes several minutes just to say his name.
d.: That’s true, but it will be after banking hours when this game is over, and the second half is about to start. I’ll just send T a link, and he can find the bank himself.
C.: Okay, fine.
Tux.: I got the link from your friend, Cal.E., and it’s very disturbing because…
C.: I’d love to hear it, Tucker, but we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.