d.: Why do you have your calming blanket on, Cal.E.? C.: Because my life stinks and I'm trying to deal with it. d.: Why do you say that...

d.: Now that there’s a break in the action at The Kennel, I can think back on my near misses with my manuscripts. I wrote a script for a...

C.: Hey, d.c., are you down about the Rockets losing to their archrival, the Golden State Warriors?   d.: I am sad, but not suicidal.  I...

“If you must go through Hell, keep going.”.-Sir Winston Churchill C.: d.c. what all the quotes from the prime minister of England who was...

“This is the lesson:  Never give in, never give in, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in, except...

lET'S GO ROCKETS!! BUT WHILE YOU'RE WATHCING THE GAME. This has been a public service message from Cal.E.'s Korrer

“The more I know about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs and polo ponies,” Al said. d.c. scot   C.: Well, d.c. hasn’t...

C,:  Hey, d.c. You look down, so I’ll tell you your favorite joke to try to cheer you up: “What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t...

d.: I wonder why Cal.E. didn’t call me to do our blog yesterday? I’ll call her and see (ring) (as d.c. is calling Cal.E., he lets his...

C.: Well, d.c. isn’t feeling well, and, well, I’m a cat, and cats are lazy…Except for my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Car...

c.: Well, d.c. is at the gym trying to work off some stress after writing a big paper for one of his classes. Unbeknownst to him, I snuck...

C.: Well, I’m still waiting for Tom and T to find me. We were playing a game of hide-and- seek. It looks like I found the perfect hiding...

C. Well, d.c. hasn’t sent me a script today, and I’m a cat so….What‘s that, then how did I type this message? Well, my computer has a...

d (Ring) Hey, Cal.E., the internet has been restored here at Thirteen Miles Past the End of the Earth, so I can send you the manuscript...

C.: ( I guess the NBA playoff game hasn’t started yet, so I’ll call d.c. and we can write today’s blog.) l Hey, d.c., the NBA playoffs...

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

C.Well, T. and I are busy catching up, and d.c. is at work, but don’t worry. I have something entertaining for y’all today.  One of my...

C.: Thank you, Tom. Hello and welcome to the first monthly Cal.E.’s Korner fan mail answering blog. This is the blog in which I,...

C.: Yippee, T, You’re home! I’m so happy to see you! Now, I can come out of my box because we can have some fun together.   T.: I’m happy...

"Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it."  George Santayana “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing...