d: Hey, Cal.E., while I’m taking T. Puppy for her work out, I was just calling to congratulate you on a good show last night. Everyone...

d. It's late, and my eyes hurt. I'll jjust take a break from studying and listen to my statelite radio. This satellite radio works better...

C.: Hello, I’m Cal.E. Katt, the host of Cal.E.’s Korner. We’re here today with an announced guest, and a surprise one. The second guest...

C. I’m glad that The Kennel  had an open shift because someone called in sick. It’s too bad it was one of my kittens, though. I must talk...

d.: Now that I finished my pre test, I need to talk to Cal.E. She didn’t do what I asked her to do yesterday. (ring, ring, ring). Well,...

C.: I’m bored. I think I’ll call d.c. and se what he’s up to. (ring).   d.: Hold on, Cal.E. I’m watching the weather, and you know how I...

C.: I need to call d.c. and let him know that T’s fight is on channel 222.222. Then, he can tell me what happens. I can’t watch T fight...

I'm Joe Doe with a CHANNEL 222.222 BREAKING NEWS REPORT: We’re hear at the weigh-in for next week’s WACKO light heavyweight championship...

C.: Pituii! Yuck! d.: What’s the matter my fine feline friend? C.: This plant-based diet that my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The...

d.: I’ll get back to the storyline tomorrow. Today, I want to get something off my chest. I just read that Texan’s running back Joe Mixon...

And T is trying to get up before the count of ten, but Tom trips him and they both are lying on the mat as the referee counts to ten....

d.: I’m sorry, ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual, but, due to the winter storm, I can only see patients who are having an emergency...

d.: I’m feeling better now after mourning the Texan’s loss on Saturday  (although I now realize how much influence the most popular...

C.: Well, d.c. is in mourning since the Texans lost yesterday, and I have a date with T, so we’ll see y’all tomorrow for another episode...

C.: Well, today on Cal.E.s’ Korner, I have a very special guest. Ladies and gentlemen please help me welcome the host of the...

C.: ( d.c. forgot to call me to write today’s blog. Maybe he forgot to take his memory supplement. I’ll call him and see). (ring). d.:...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy today, so he asked me to write the blog by myself. I think he said something about an execution of Will someone or...

C.: (d.c. was a little disoriented yesterday and I think I know why. I called him and reminded him to take the supplement that helps him...

d.: (I wonder, is it true that people with bad memories are less likely to suffer from dementia than people with good memories, or is...

C.: My third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now...