Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Today, on Cal.E.’s Korner, we have a very special guest. Ladies, gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions, please welcome my new agent, Vincent Wright!

“Vinnie, may I call you that?”

VW. You may not.

C.: I’m sorry, I thought that Vinnie was a shortened version of Vincent.

VS.: Oh, yes, you can call me Vinnie, just not ‘that.’

C.:…Okay, Mr. Wright…

VW So, I’m the person that your mother told you to save yourself for?

C.:…Anyway, I understand that you’ve done some research on the idea that Joe Groan

presented to you. Do you know who our target audience will be for my book that Joe wants to make into a movie.

VW. Yes. I believe da yutes will be impressed with this movie.

???

C.:…The student body at the University of Utah?

VW.: I’m not talkin’ ‘bout da U.U. Yutes, but da ‘merican yutes.

C.: Vinnie, I was under the impression that you were an educated man.

VW.: What gave you that idea?

C.: Well, don’t literary agents need a college education to carry on their work?

VW. No, we do not. Dis is America, where dreams come true! All yas needs is a good idea, and some loot. How much money is ya willin’ ta put ‘hind dis movie, C.?

C.:…I’m afraid that we’ve run out of time for today.

Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.