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Cal.E.'s KOrner

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C.: Well, since no one ever calls the 119 line to let us know how well his or her life is going, I might as well turn on the podcast for the Joe Groan Show while I chillax. I think I may be able to pick it up at our office on KEEP/KEEN, Anahuac/ Mt. Belview. Yes here it is.


 

And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the one-hundred and fifth ranked podcast host in the Greater Beaumont, Texas area, your host, Joe Groan!!

JG,: Oh, oh, oh! So, the best cat fighter who ever lived in any weight class took his one defeat so hard that he decided to retire. I said, when this happened, that the World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology wouldn’t be worth watching anymore, but I was wrong. That doesn’t happen often. In fact this is the first time I can remember saying that.


C.: (It may be the first time you can remember saying that, but it shouldn’t have been. I lost a lot of money in my gambling days by listening to you make your predictions, Joe Groan.)


JG.: Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken  is training his youngest stepson, Ralph, to take his place. T won WACKO championship belts in six different categories, the only cat ever to do this. He should be the best trainer for cat fighting anyone can hope to have. This is especially true since T has employed the help of his tag-team partner, Tom the Tabby, and his former trainer, d.c. scot to help him. Ralph should be a champion in no time—or will he be?

Ralph is a musician, not a cat fighter, and we all know that most musicians have vices. In Ralph’s case, he’s inherited his mother’s addiction to catnip. So, the way I see it, T, Tom, and d.c. can train Ralph to be the best cat fighter in the world, but he may not show up for his matches due to his addiction. I think that these three are wasting their time training an addict to take T’s place, but I’ve been wrong before—once. Of course, my predictions are for entertainment purposes only—allegedly.


C.:  Once? That joker has cost me one meow-illion dollars, and now he’s insulting me, as well as the rest of my family. I’m going to call that podcaster and give him a piece of my mind. Now, let’s see, the number is 555-555-5555. I’ll dial it now…well, I’ve been put on hold. Maybe there are other angry cats trying to call Joe, or he’s the only one at the station. If that’s the case, I must wait for him to wrap up the show before I set him straight.

 

JG.: I’m Joe Groan, and this has been one man’s (correct) opinion.

C.: (Finally) Joe, this is Cal.E, Katt, and I have some things that I need you to hear. You are off-base on at least two things…


JG.: I would love to hear what they are, Cal.E., but we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of The Joe Groan Show.

 

C.: You mean Cal.E.’s Korner

 
 
 

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