Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey, d.c., it’s time to write our blog. What are you doing?

d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., but I got caught up in this movie on my big screen television. It sure beats watching a movie on a twelve-inch black-and-white t.v.

I forgot about the time, though.

C.: What’s the movie about?

d.: Well, I’ve only been watching this movie for eleven minutes, but there are ten of them in total.

C.: I see. And what’s the movies about?

d.: It’s about a secret agent who always carries a nine-millimeter magnum handgun.

This is the eighth movie in the series, The series is based on a series of books by English Author Ian Fleming about these agents in this organization.

C.: And who is the secret agent?

d.: His name is Bond, James Bond, but he goes by the handle, 007. He works for MI6. That’s the United Kingdom's foreign intelligence service.

C.: So, what’s going on now?

d.: Well, it’s after five p.m. so he’s having his favorite drink, a martini. It must be shaken, not stirred. He really needs this drink because he’s just had to fight four E.V. I. L. agents by himself because three other agents didn’t show up to help him. He fought them off two at a time. 007 feels that one should never be put in that situation.

C.: What situation?

d.: Fighting off agents from the Error-Prone Vile Inconsiderate Loser’s agency by himself.

C.: That sounds familiar. The movie sounds interesting, though. What’s the name of it?

d. COUNTDOWN TO GLORY.

C.: (Of course it is.) Well, that sounds interesting. maybe we should just forgo writing our blog and watch the movie. I have nothing else to do, because and my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken won’t be home for one month, so I have zero things on my social calendar. Scoot over and I’ll watch it with you.

d.: So, I suppose that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.

·         * Rest in peace, Sean Connery. You were the original 007.