Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Oh, no! T cannot stop cat fighting. He’ll be in my fur all day every day if he quits. I miss him when he trains all day, but it’s better than him being bored and making me do something with him. I must call d.c.

d.: (ring) Hello, Cal.E., how is my fine feline friend today?

C.: Not so good. T has retired, and that’s bad for me.

d.: Don’t fret, my pet.

C.: (Your pet?)  Don’t you patronize me, dayne christian scot!

d.: I just mean that your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, can now change his name.

C.: To what, pray tell?

d.: he’s now known as “Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, The Former WACKO Six-time Cat Fighting Champion of the World Who’s Now Training His Step Son To Take His Place, Along With Your Best Human Friend.

C.: Well, that’s a lot longer name, but I do like the sound of it. Who’s he training, Sixto?

d.: No, and I’m helping him.

C.: To train Trevor?

d.: No, not him.

C.: Well, he is kind of lazy. Then is it Wilkins?

d.: No, try again.

C.:: He wouldn't want to get his fancy clothes dirty, anyway. Well, then, is it Sandro?

d.: No.

C.: Then is it Carlo?

d.: No

C.: He's lazy, too. Then is it Tomas?

d.: No, try again.

C.: He's kind of a fancy pants, too, but if it’s my son, his stepson, that only leaves one possibility. Don’t tell me it’s RALPH?!

d.: Yes, we are training Ralph to take T’s place. We have all the signs in place

so this won’t happen.

He’s training to be Tom’s tag team partner

before he goes out on his own.

C.: RALPH?!  First he takes my place as lead singer and bass player

for the RoCKats, and now this?! @!@#$%$

d.: Er…that’s all the time we have for today, folks, so that’s the end of the is cat ta(i)le.

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