C.: I wonder what d.c. is doing at work today. It’s Sunday, so he’s probably having an easy day, unlike me. I must get my nails done and...

d.: Good morning, afternoon or evening, ma’am, sir, or nonbinary individual. Welcome to The Kennel’s new clinic for non- convicted...

d.: I told y’all today’s edition would be riveting. (ring) “Hello?” C.: Hey, d.c. I need some advice about basketball. d.: When and where...

C.: hey, d.c. I thought that you said you could write the blog by yourself yesterday, so, what happened? I mean, I don’t see any blog...

C.: Well, d.c. went to deal with the dog, T. Puppy Katt. It may be a while before he gets done with that, so I’ll need to occupy my mind...

T. Puppy.: Hey, Dad left his computer open. I can write the blog for today. I’ll cal it PUPPY PATTER I see the Wilsons have a new cat…for...

C.: Hey, d.c., before we write our blog today, I have a question about human babies.   d.: Like, “Where do they come from?”   C.: No,...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy today. He said something about finishing a book. I don’t know if that means he’s finishing reading a book, writing...

C.: Hey, d.c, the Astros can still sell beer at Daikin Park, because they didn’t lose the opener (hee hee).   d.: That’s nice Cal.E.  ...

C.: Hi, d.c., I was just calling to ask you if we could write the blog early today so that I could do my Charity work later. d.: I’m...

C.: Hi, d.c. I see that your back with your brain intact, so I guess those tests all came out okay. d.: I am and they did. Now, who is...

C.: Oh, hi there. I was just going over some test results from routine tests that all fourteen of my kittens had, but I would need a...

C.: (ring) Thank you for calling 119. What do you want to brag about today?   Hello, yes, my name is Lucky Lezcano Jr. the IV.   C.: So,...

I would rather let one thousand guilty men go free than to chase them.  Police Chief Wiggum (The Simpsons). C.: That’s an interesting...

It is better and more satisfactory to acquit a thousand guilty persons than to put a single innocent one to death." - -Maimonides C.: ...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy watching his team play in March Madness, so I’m going to expand my mind by doing complicated math calculations in...

C.: (ring) Hi, d.c., what are you doing?   d.: I’m paying bills.   C.: Doesn’t your ban have automatic draft for your bills, like T’s...

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C.: d.c., I thought that you were going to write the script yesterday by yourself. I was involved in a long telephone call with my third...

And that was the Motor City Madman here on WHAM Conroe Cut-N-Shoot radio. Next up, Metallica followed by some SCREAMO C.: Well, d.c. is...