Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: I’m feeling better now after mourning the Texan’s loss on Saturday  (although I now realize how much influence the most popular singer in the world’s presence has on…well, everything.)

I think I’ll call Cal.E. and see how her hot date went with her husband last night. (ring)

C.: Hi, d.c.

d.: Hi, Cal.E. How did your hot date go last night?

C.: Hrrrmph. My husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because

Triple T Was Already Taken’s idea of a “hot date” is doing hot Yoga in a steam room!

d.: So, that’s where y’all went last night?

C.: Yes. T said that since his fight is tomorrow night, he needed to lose 0.00001 pounds to make the weigh-in weight to fight in the light heavy weight cat fighting division. That’s why he wanted to do hot Yoga in a sauna.

d.: Oh, yes. The weigh in was today, wasn’t it?

C.: Yes, and that was a mess, too.

d.: Why?

C.: Well, T made the weight, but his vet, Dr. Caugnott didn’t want him to fight if he didn’t weigh at least twenty pounds. However, the limit for the light heavyweight cat fighting division is 19.99999 pounds. The vet said that, at that weight, T would tire easily and not be able to finish the match.

However, T’s trainer, Mr. Cantu argued vehemently with the vet. They went back and forth for four hours shouting at each other about T’s status for the  cat fight. Mr. Cantu ket arguing that T could fight at that weight, and Dr. Caugnott said that he couldn’t. My ears are still ringing from that argument!

d.: Well, this is a high-profile (highly illegal) fight, and both of those people are egotists.

C.: And?

d.: Well, since the weigh in was televised on ASPN, the Animal Sports Network, maybe each person was just stating their names so that they could be famous. Maybe they just wanted their fifteen minutes of fame that Andy Warhol claimed everyone will get.

C.:...I just remembered, I have to do something right now.

d.: So, I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.