C.: I’ll just read this email that d.c. sent me on my phone. Maybe it’s today’s script.
Hmm, I was born knowing how to do that. I definitely can’t do that, and I won’t do that…ever!
I’ll call d.c. and see what’s going on. (ring)
d.: Hello, this is d.c. scot, nurse, author, lyricist and coach…
C.: d.c., please pick up the phone. We need to talk now!
d.: What seems to be the problem my fine, feline friend?
C.: This email you sent me.
d.: I thought that I sent you today’s script.
C.: Well, if it is, it’s an odd one.
d.: What does it say?
C.: So, you want to become an Iron Man by the end of the summer? Here’s what you must do, because this is serious business: swimming and running and riding a bike.
Since the first leg is a 2.4 mile swim in the open water, you must first learn to swim.
Step two: B Since the second leg is a 112 mile bicycle ride, you must buy a bicycle.
Step three: Learn to ride the bicycle.
Step four: Run a marathon, which is 26.2 miles.
Step five: You must finish the first two disciplines in ten hours or less. That leaves seven hours to run or walk the marathon…
d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., that email was supposed to go to my first client as a coach. I must have mixed up that one with yours. My eyes have been bothering me since I've been typing on my computer for so long. Let me send you today’s script.
C.: Well, it sounds like this person will have a busy Spring and Summer.... Got it. That’s better, or is it?
d.: I guess we’re out of time for today, so please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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