C.: Well, today on Cal.E.s’ Korner, I have a very special guest. Ladies and gentlemen please help me welcome the host of the twenty-seventh ranked radio show on the one hundred and twenty-fifth ranked radio network, Joe Groan!
JG: Oh, oh, OOOHHH! It’s good to be on a show that I don’t have to carry from the beginning to the end.
C.: Sure. Joe, you made some bold predictions yesterday. According to my research, though, you are only 33.4 percent accurate. In other words, one would be better off flipping a coin to pick a winner of a sporting event rather than take your advice. Do you have a comment on that?
JG: Is flipping a coin as much fun as listening to my show?
C. I suppose not.
JG.: And I always state that the show is for entertainment purposes only, so betting on my advise is not recommended. I don’t endorse gambling of any sort, not even drinking milk that is one day past its expiration date.
C.: Okay, on to the next subject. I understand that the radio gig is a second career for you. What was your previous occupation?
JG.: I was the twenty-fifth ranked surgeon.
C.: ...In the world?
JG.: No.
C.: In the Western Hemisphere?
JG.: No
C.: In the Northern Hemisphere?
JG.: No.
C.: In North America?
JG.: No
C.: In the U.S.?
JG.: No
C.: In Texas, then?
JG.: No
C.: In Houston?
JG.: No
C.: Okay, I give up. Where were you the twenty-fifth ranked surgeon?
JG.: At the hospital where I formally worked. There were twenty-four other surgeons at that hospital.
C.: And you were number twenty-five. Well, it sounds like you made the right decision by going into radio work.
JG.: Why?
C.: …..That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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