And T is trying to get up before the count of ten, but Tom trips him and they both are lying on the mat as the referee counts to ten. This light heavy weight cat fighting championship bout, brought to you by Other Worldly Cat Food, is declared a draw! That means that Tom, “The Original Triple T” the Tabby retains his title as the light heavy weight cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food); but he must guarantee his opponent a rematch.
And now, we have exclusive interviews with the two opponents. Let’s start with the challenger, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo, (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. “T, what do you think about tonight’s match?
T.: It’s over.
…..And, are you disappointed with the outcome, sponsored by And T is trying to get up before the count of ten, but Tom trips him and they both are lying on the mat as the referee counts to ten. This light heavy weight cat fighting championship bout, brought to you by Other Worldly Cat Food, is declared a draw! That means that Tom, “The Original Triple T” the Tabby retains his title as the light heavy weight cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food); but he must guarantee his opponent a rematch.
And now, we have exclusive interviews with the two opponents. Let’s start with the challenger, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo, (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. “T, what do you think about tonight’s match spnsored by And T is trying to get up before the count of ten, but Tom trips him and they both are lying on the mat as the referee counts to ten. This light heavy weight cat fighting championship bout, brought to you by Other Worldly Cat Food, is declared a draw! That means that Tom, “The Original Triple T” the Tabby retains his title as the light heavy weight cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food); but he must guarantee his opponent a rematch.
And now, we have exclusive interviews with the two opponents. Let’s start with the challenger, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo, (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. “T, what do you think about tonight’s match? ( And T is trying to get up before the count of ten, but Tom trips him and they both are lying on the mat as the referee counts to ten. This light heavy weight cat fighting championship bout, brought to you by Other Worldly Cat Food, is declared a draw! That means that Tom, “The Original Triple T” the Tabby retains his title as the light heavy weight cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food); but he must guarantee his opponent a rematch.
And now, we have exclusive interviews with the two opponents. Let’s start with the challenger, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo, (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. “T, what do you think about tonight’s match; which was sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food?
T.: It’s over.
…..And, are you disappointed?
T.: No.
….Well, do you agree with the decision?
T.: No.
…Because it’s cat fighting and there are no rules, so it was legal for Tom to trip you and bring you back to the mat with him as the referee counted to ten?
T.: Yes.
…Do you have any comments about the rematch?
T.: No.
…Do you think that the rules of cat fighting, sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food, need to be changed because of this incident?
T.: No.
…Would you care to expound on that thought? As the holder of five heavy weight cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food), do you feel that you were cheated?
T.: It is what it is. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go get a rub down and get dressed.
Okay, then, we’ll interview your opponent while you cool down with the speed bag and then get a rub down.
Tom, you retained your championship belt in the light heavy weight division of cat fighting (sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food), but you’re obligated to give your former BFF a rematch because the match was ruled a draw. Any comments?
TTT.: My former business partner and best friend, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken is afraid of me.
Well, it sounds as if T has a retort for that from his dressing room
T,: I’ll fight you any day, anywhere, Triple T. I’m not scared of you!
TTT.: This belt was and still is mine. So, it will be a cold day in Houston with three inches of snow on the ground before I give you a rematch, T.
T.: Okay, see you next week, then, for our next championship cat fight, sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food,
This blog post has been sponsored by Other Worldly Cat Food.
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