C.: Well, d.c. is busy today, so he asked me to write the blog by myself. I think he said something about an execution of Will someone or other. This Will must be a bad dude, because people are always firing at him. I suppose they finally caught him and decided to execute him before he could escape and do something else bad. I just wonder, why does a nurse need to be at an execution? If the person being executed doesn’t die, maybe they need a nurse there to administer medical care. Why? So they can reschedule the execution at a later date? d.c. had to go the Huntsville once and watch an inmate on death row, because he was suicidal, and had a do not resuscitate order. That makes no sense.
Speaking of making no sense, I don’t understand the names of musical groups on this planet. d.c. only listens to classical music, classic rock music, and some country. The classical names I get. Bach, Beethoven, etc. is music that’s named after the composer, but it’s the other two I don’t get. For instance, there was one group called The Cars, and another called The Doors. Could there be a group called the 18 wheelers or pickups? What about the SUVs, or The Cabinets? Or maybe the Kitchen Cabinets? How about the Kitchens for the name of a classic rock group?
And country music is just as confusing. For instance, one group is called Alabama, but no other state has a musical group named for it, which is sad. Alaska has the most land area of any U.S. state, and California has the largest population in the U.S. (for now). Texas is second in both these categories, plus, it’s the best state in the union; as well as the only one that was ever a country unto itself. And, of course, everyone wants to go to Hawaii on vacation (if they can afford to).
On my home planet, the Planet of the Talking Cats, we have a much simpler way of naming musical groups. Everyone auditions for a role in the music industry by caterwauling until someone is disturbed enough to call the police. Those that escape are then in are called The Caterwauling Group. The prison has its own singing group, too, called the Too Slow Inmates.
Well, I see by the clock on the wall that I’m out of time for today…no? How about now? Now? d.c. will be back with me tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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