He was an old-time cowboy, don't you understand His eyes were sharp as razor blades his face was leather tan His toes were pointed inward...

C.: Workin' in some dog crud Goin' down, down, down Workin' in some dog crud Oops, about to slip down d.: And now, the end is near And so...

C.: Some people say a cat is made outta mud A poor cat's made outta muscle and blood Muscle and blood and skin and bones A mind that's...

C.: Hi, y’all. d.c is working a double shift today, and I am packing in case North Carolina loses tonight (and d.c. does not have the...

d.: You look calm for someone who lost a bet, Cal.E, Can you tell me how you are keeping so calm? Doesn't Tom the Tabby want his money...

d.: Well, Cal.E. is gearing up for the big games this evening. She will not be joining me for our usual banter. That gives me a chance to...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. You are looking cheerful for someone who just lost a bet on a basketball game. Especially since the Aggies lost when they...

d.: How are you doing today, Cal.E.? C.: Much like the fictional Ishmael in "Moby Dick," I am troubled. d.: Why is that? Did you run out...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. how are you? C.: It is nice to see that you are yourself again, d.c.,but I have a small problem. I can’t stop shaking. d.:...

d.: You are looking very dapper this evening Cal.E. What’s up? C.: I am just enjoying my hard-earned winnings. I would like to share some...

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for...

In the day we sweat it out on the streets Of a runaway American dream At night we ride through the mansions of glory In suicide machines...

C.: d.c., wake up! d.: I'm awake Cal.E. Humans are usually awake during daylight hours (unlike most cats). What is going on? You seem...

d.: Well, Cal.E has come out of hiding, so we can resume having our conversations. Hi, Cal.E. It is good to see you. You must have heard...

d.: Cal.E. is still on the lam, but I am going to try to fix that today. I heard Tom the Tabby talking to his hench cat, Tucker Tucker...

d.: Well, Cal.E is still on the lam, and my favorite target to criticize is not in the news today. I will just bring you more excerpts...

d.: Okay, y'all, Cal.E. is busy with her cat rodeo, so I will be doing this blog solo for now. It is fortunate, then, that my all-time...

d.: Well, the Houston LIvestock Show and Rodeo is over, and I did not get to see any of the performers, or any of the rodeo this year....

d.: Hi, Cal.E. Why did you text me a picture of you doing the high jump? C.: That is a picture from my obedience school days. I was one...

C.: Hi, d.c. I think that I have thrown my tormentors off my trail for now. I just wanted to ask you a question. What is all the hoopla...