Meow Z. Tongue: Calm down, d.c. If you want to leave your family not only heart broken but broke when you die, that’s up to you.   d.:...

C.: I’m glad you showed up, d.c., Meow came to my house uninvited and now he won’t leave. That's why it took me so long to answer the...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programs. \   d.: Well, that was an interesting special episode of “Nine Lives to Give.”...

C.: (I wonder if Trey has gone back to college yet. I’ll email d.c. to ask if I can text him to tell him I want to call him. That’s the...

d.: (ring) hold on, Cal.E., I’m talking to Trey. He’s about to go back to college and I’m giving him some advice.   “Trey, when you get...

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Cal.E. ’s Korner will be on hiatus for the next few days.

Eudora: d.c., can you turn the volume down, please? It's too loud and is giiving me a headache. d.: What's that, dear? The volume on the...

C.:  (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot; (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot; (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot…   d.: ...

d.: Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt. CAL.E OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW BEFORE I GET...

d.: Well, Cal.E. was supposed to call me to wright our blog about this time, today, but she hasn’t called me yet. I suppose I should call...

C.: Howdy, y’all. d.c. is feelin’ a might under tha weather taday, sose I’m gonna expound on yesterday’s blog post a bit, ‘cause, sure as...

C.:  d.c., I read your first book (PRECISION) and I have some questions about slang expressions. I mean, I know that you are from the...

d.: (ring). Hi Cal.E. I’m sorry I didn’t call you yesterday, but I was working on a mixed tape to commemorate a monumental occasion.  ...

JG.: Oh, oh oh, now, where was I. Oh, yes. Three gozinda nine three times, carry the two and divide by the square root of pi…   C.:...

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show her on KEEP/KEEN Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, here’s the one-hundred thirty-fifth...

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show her on KEEP/KEEN Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, here’s the one-hundred thirty-fifth...

C.: d.c., I’m drafting a graphic novel, and I need you to edit and critique it when you have time. d.: Well, I’m not that busy right now....

Live, here on KEEP/KEEN, Cut-N-Shoot Conroe, it’s the Joe Groan show. And now, here’s your host, the one-hundred-thirty-fifth most...

C.: Well, since I’m still monitoring the 119 line, I had time to watch a movie on my phone. In the entire time that d.c. have had this...

C.: Well, I’m monitoring our 119 line, so I’ll just take a nap. There aren’t any people who are going to call in and brag about how well...