People try to put us d-down (talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around (talkin' 'bout my generation) Things they do look...

[Verse 1] Midnight Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves...

We get up early and we work all day We put our time in cause we like to stay up All night long All night long We keep on grinnin' 'til...

I've been holdin' out so long I've been sleepin' all alone Lord, I miss youI've been hanging on the phone I've been sleeping all alone I...

C.: That’s funny, d.c. didn’t send me the script for today’s Cal.e.’s Korner…Oh, yes, it’s a holiday and d.c. is working. Those are his...

You may drive around your town In a brand new shiny car Your face in the wind and your haircut's in And your friends think you're bizarre...

d.: Well, after what happened with my post yesterday, I decided to borrow ELAC’s time machine and go into the future. I wanted to see how...

What song is it you want to hear? FREE BIRD!! If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now...

Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, And thought I found true love. You met...

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only wanted to see...

d.: (I need to go to Port Author and check on T. Puppy. She sounded a little down yesterday when she called. She only barked once. IDK if...

d.: (ring) Hello? Oh, hi  Cal.e.. I’t s nice to hear from you. How is the election going? C.: Not too well. Tom isn’t a problem because...

Got a spouse and kids in Baltimore, Jack I went out for a ride and I never went back Like a river that don't know where it's flowing I...

d.: Man, I'm glad that I wore my mask when I got off work. A lot of people wer coughing in the waiting room, and I was in there for a...

A strange Planet (continued) I ran as fast as my space-travel weakened legs would carry me through a green field. There were monsters...

d.: Well, with Cal.E. running for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats, I suppose that I have time to work on polishing up her short...

See him wasted on the sidewalk in his jacket and his jeans, Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of lifeEnd over end, neither left, nor the rightStraight through the sun of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...