Cal.E. Katt: I suppose I should start writing our…my blog, but it’s time for today, but it’s time for my favorite podcast that has been picked up by radio stations in Southeast Texas. And now, KEEP/KEEN/KING Anahuac, Hamaker Winnie present the Joe Groan Show with the host, one-hundred-thirty-eighth ranked podcaster in the northwestern corner of Southeast Texas, JOE GROAN! Oh, oh, oh, oh! It’s the most wonderful time of the year if you’re a college basketball fan. With t

C.: I see that d.c. is engaging in his favorite hobby again. I suppose he has more time now that he has asked me to write our blog by myself. I guess I should get started writing since I agreed to write this blog 365 days a year by myself. I suppose it's a good thing my phone can translate Catonese to English. I can speak both laguages, but think in Catonese, so I'll let me phone translate my words to English. Now, let’s see, d.c. says that when he’s stuck, he sometimes looks

C.: Now that my third husband (and second here on Earth) The cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship cat fighting crown ended in a draw. The present champion, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornitholo

C.: Tucker, pull over at the next rest stop, please. T.: Cal.E., your former boss and the deposed Supreme Ruler of the cat galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue, is in the back seat… C.: Not for that. I need to call my vet. To make an appointment. T.: didn’t you just have an appointment with your vet last week? C.: That was for my left hind foot. Now, my right front paw is bothering me. I don’t want to get confused and make an appointment with the wrong vet, so I need to look at my

C.: So, T., when are you and your arch-rival, Teh Original Triple T Tom the Tabby, going to have a cat fighting match to determine the World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology middle weight title? T.: That’s on hold for now, Cal.E. WACKO wants to wait and see what happens with the war in the middle east before we schedule our match. I guess with two wars going on in the world, no one wants to see two cats fighting for cat treats. As Meow so elegantly

C.: So T., since we have now picked up the freeloading former Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue from the side of the road where you left him and are now heading to Houston, can you please tell me who won your Texas Cage Grudge World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology championship cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship of the world, please? T.: I would, but it’s time for mine and d.c. scot’s favorite blog caster to come on a st

C.: Okay, T., now that you put Meow Z. tongue out on the side of interstate 10, can you tell me what happened at the end of your cat fight with your former BFF, co-founder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel, former World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag team cat-fighting partner and now chief WACKO nemesis and now arch-rival in real life as well, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby? t.: You didn’t watch the fight on television? C

T. Puppy Katt: Well, Dad is busy working on another computer, and that annoying cat who lives at the end of the street in Wayne Manor with her third husband (and second on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowl

Meow Z. Tongue: Okay, Cal.E., it’s almost check-out time in this five-star dump and you said that your third husband, (and second here on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team part

Meow Z. Tongue: Okay, Cal.E. we have one more day in this five-star dump, if what you are saying about your third husband (and second on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple T Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partn

Meow Z, Tongue: Well, Cal.E, It’s getting close to the end of our stay in this five-star dump. To pass the time, maybe you could tell me the rest A STRANGE PLANET. C.: Alright, your immense ineptitudeness (now that he doesn’t have any power over me since he no longer is the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy where my home planet is; and I don’t live on my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats anymore, I can insult the evil ruler that almost ran my planet out of energy bef

Meow Z. Tongue: Cal.E., have you been able to contact your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partner and now chief rival for his seven WACKO championship belts and now arch ene

C.: MEOW!! M.: Hmm?? WHAT? C.: You slept through the whole day again. M.: As long as we’re trapped in this five-star dump, what else is there to do? C.: Well, you said that you wanted to hear the rest of the story when I let you read the first few chapters of my book: A Strange Planet M.: Your book, Cal.E.? It sounds more like something d.c. scot would write. C.: How would you know? M>: Well, while you were asleep, I took the liberty to open your computer and

C.: Meow? Meow! Meow? MEOW!! M.: Yawn. Meow meow meow meow meow C.: So, are you awake now? M.: Yes, and I thought you were singing the chorus to the anthem saluting me as the Supreme ruler of the Cat Galaxy. C.: Those days are over, Meow. You are now a big, fat pet to an old lady on planet Earth. Your regime was overthrown and you were exiled just like you had me exiled several years ago because you lost the war to keep your power…. M.: No one wins in a war, Cal.E.

C.: Well, since we can’t get out of here until tomorrow, and d.c. is helping his dog, T. Puppy Katt write her life story, I might as well tell you the rest of the story called A STRANGE PLANET It was a dark and stormy night… M.: Isn’t that a bit cliché, Cal.E.? C.: As I was saying, it was a dark and stormy night when I jumped off the eighteen-wheeler bound west on interstate ten. The truck stopped to

Meow Z. Tongue: Cal.E., I’m looking at my social media accounts, and nothing that we did yesterday is on any of them. C.: Or maybe it’s because we didn’t post anything yesterday. M.: Sure, we did. Don’t you remember how we talked about how humans on this planet are generous, but gullible. Also, when they have disagreements that they can’t solve with civilized methods, like playing “Rock Paper, Scissors” until one of them wins, They start wars and drop bombs on other countries

Meow Z. Tongue: Cal.E., Why don’t you call your husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. the Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Tripel T Was Already Taken (by T.;’s former BFF, co-founder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel, former World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag team partner and now chief WACKO rival, whom he may or may not have defeated for the WACKO middle wei

Meow Z. Tongue: Putting that concert with Ralph and the RoCKats was a lot of fun. Man, your son played the bass like he owned it. C.: Yes, and he played this instrument well, too. I did like putting on the concert, even though I only go to play the last note of the last song. The pay was good, though. M.: Yes, and Ralph and I rocked with our duet, “The Cat’s Meow.” I’m glad he invited me up on stage to join him in his duet. C.: Meow, he didn’t so much invite you, as

M.: Well, it looks like the cat fight is about to start… Why isn’t anyone sitting in Tom’s corner with him? C.: Well, d.c. is there… M.: But he is sitting in T.’s Korner. I suppose that’s because he trained T for this fight. Who trained Tom? C.: I did. M.: Then why aren’t you at the fight with him? C.: Because I got an offer to rejoin my old band the RoCKats... M.: And play the last note on the last song of the concert? You chose that over being inside of the r

Meow Z. Tongue: I didn’t hear anything derogatory about me or King Tom in your story yesterday, d.c., so please continue with A Strange Planet The truck stopped at another fueling station, which awoke me from a long cat nap. Although I was exhausted from the trip to Earth in my spaceship from the Planet of the Talking Cats, my body needed nourishment as well as rest. As I woke up, I smelled a wonderfu