Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: T., what are you doing now?

T.: I’m reading up on the Cat Olympics. I might not want to participate this year, or ever again, for that matter.

C.: Well, I’m flattered that you’re considering my feelings about that, but don’t let that stop you. You’re the quickest, most agile cat on the planet. You excel at athletic eve3nts.

T.: Yes, against cats, not other animals, though.

C.: Why does that matter?

T.: Because a dog filed a discrimination suit against the Cat Olympics, and he won.

C.: And?

T.: That means that all animals are now eligible to compete in the Cat Olympics.

C.: So?

T.: So? I cannot compete in weightlifting against a silverback gorilla that weighs nine hundred pounds. And none of us can stay up with a Greyhound, Whippet, or even a Beagle over any distance.

C.: Well,… That’s probably true. T. Puppy Katt is a Standard Poodle, and I can’t even outrun her. And Buddy Bones was ONLY part Beagle, and I could never keep up with him.

T.: Yes, that’s true, Buddy Bones could literally fly.