Cal.E.'s Korner

C.:  d.c., why haven’t you written the blog for the last two days? I told you that I wanted to take some time off to spend with my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. the Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, We’re trying to train for the Animal Olympics that are coming up in a few weeks (or days, or hours, I’m not really sure).

d.: I was looking for something.

C.: For two days?

d.: It’s very important

C.:Is it bigger than a breadbox?

d.: I think so.

C.: Is it smaller than a 747?

d.: I’m not going to play twenty questions, Cal.E., I’m busy looking for something that’s very important to me.

C.: Is it the manuscripts for our blog for the last two days?

d.: No, it’s more important than that.

C.: Then is it your calendar with all the important dates and appointments you have?

d.: It’s more important than that.

C.: then, what is it?

d.: My mind.

C.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow (if d.c. finds what he’s looking for) for another edition of Cal.E’s Korner.:a