Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: I asked Cal.E.  to write the blog by herself yesterday since I had a big test to take. I wonder what happened?

5/24/25; 1600 hours; Wayne Manor; Greater Houston, Texas (somewhere between the Texas/Louisiana state line and El Paso):

C.: I know d.c. wants me to write the blog by myself today, and I will. Just as soon as I listen to my favorite radio show

Live, from our studio in Greater Houston, Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show. Now, here’s your host, the 751st ranked sports radio talk show host in Southeast Texas: Joe Groan!

JG.: Oh, oh, oh! I watched an abomination on my television last night. I won’t call it The Cat Fight of the Century, because that, it was not. When one cat takes his leather couch into the ring to wait for the other cat to stop running in circles,

it’s a side show at best. The third round was the only one that even held my interest.

After Tom the Tabby, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by Tom the Tabby)’s former business partner, best friend, WACKO tag team cat fighting partner ran around the ring for two rounds while T watched him and ate a snack and then smoked a cigar while sitting on his couch; the two cats got down to business. Tom blew baby powder in T.’’s face, and then landed a body shot and two upper cuts to T’s jaw, but T landed a haymaker before he went down. Both cats fell to the canvas, and, well, if you saw the fight, you know what happened next.

C.: No, Joe, I don’t. I fell asleep before the end of the fight, so please enlighten me.

JG. For those of you who were lucky enough not to watch the World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology middleweight cat fighting championship fight, I won’t bore you with the details. It was so predictable, though. I mean, one cat holds the middle weight title and the other has six WACKO heavy weight cat fighting championship belts. So, in this situation, what did WACKO do, I’ll tell you what they did, they…

C.:zzzzzzzz

d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. So that's the end of today's cat tail.

Pleas join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.