Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Congratulations on your and Eudora’s twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, d.c.

d.: Yes, today is our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Thank you for remembering, Cal.E.

C.: How do y’all stay married for so long?

d.: It takes effort, but it’s worth it, if you are with the right partner.

C.: Well, T. and I would need to be into our ninth life before we could be married for that long, but I guess we shall see.

On another note, I fell asleep before the end of T and Tom’s cat fight. Then, I accidentally erased the fight. Can you tell me what happened?

d.: I can do better than that. I recorded the radio broadcast to listen to because the radio announcer knew more than the television announcer. I’ll send you the sound bite now.

C.: Thanks, d.c. I ’ll try to stay awake until the very end (or just ski to the part I missed. Yes, here it it.).

Announcer: And both cats are on the canvas here in the third round of the middle weight WACKO Cat fighting championship bout. T is trying to get up, but Tom trips him and he falls to the mat. Now Tom is trying to get up, but T tackles him and they’re both on the mat as the bell rings to end the fight.

This means that Tom gets to keep his championship belt for the middle weight World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology, but Tom must give T a rematch. T can choose the time, but Tom gets to choose the venue. So, stay tuned to Kill/Kind Conroe Cut-N-Shoot and we’ll let yo know when and where that will happen, right after these massages from Out of this world Cat Food.

d.: Well, we’re out of time for today, y’all, so that’s the end of today’s cat taile

Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E’s Kroner..