d.: I was going to print a silly blog today. I had one all planned out in my head, until I read the local newspaper. Everyone has a “hot...

As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto (In the ghetto) And his mama...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy with a project for a class he’s taking, so I’ll just read the next chapter of his autobiographical manuscript...

C.: d.c., I didn’t see our post yesterday. d.: That’s because of the windstorm yesterday. C.: That little 10 mph wind we had. d.: Yes; it...

Extra! Extra! I'm in love I gotta thank my lucky stars above Hurry, hurry, don't be late I can't wait, I gotta celebrate It's a fact, we...

C.: Since I have nothing else to do, my friend, d.c. scot, wants me to proofread some chapters in his The Magruder Mysteries series. This...

Have a little love on a little honeymoon You got a little dish and you got a little spoon A little bitty house and a little bitty yard A...

Well, I lay my head on the railroad track Waiting on the Double E But the train don't run by here no more Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor,...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday. Before I go fill in for Ralph at The Kennel while he tours with Beauty and the Blowfish, I’ll read chapter...

D Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them...

You don't bring me flowers You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore When I come through the door at the end of the day...

She would never say where she came from Yesterday don't matter if it's gone While the sun is bright Or in the darkest night No one knows,...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher, leave them kids alone Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone All...

Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervousShe took me in and gave me...

CHAPTER 16: THE JACKET 1845: Run course; mile 15: The medical aid station is at this mile marker. The participants can gather their...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Very superstitious Writing's on the wall Very superstitious Ladder's 'bout to fall 13-month-old baby Broke the looking glass Seven years...