C.: Well, I need to change out of these fancy clothes after my lunch date with Tucker and get ready for the Cat Skills Games. d.c. said...

Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with...

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C.: Well, I'm on to chapter five of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES MURDER8:THE INERT INGREDIENT CHAPTER FIVE: A MOCHA LATTE WITH FOAM Magruder...

C.: Well, I’m on to Chapter four of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES MURDER 8: THE INERT INGREDIENT. CHAPTER FOUR: THE HAZARDS OF SMOKING The...

C.: Hey, d.c. how fast can you run a mile? d.: Well, when I ran my best marathon, I averaged a nine minute mile. Why do you ask? C.: I...

C.: Wow! d.c. worked his name into the body of the book, not at the beginning. That’s interesting. I can hardly wait to read chapter two...

C.: I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for d.c. to answer the phone. I need the rest of that manuscript, or I’ll never get more than...

C.: Well, I was given the day off due to a low census at The Kennel. I guess that I’ll read the rest of the intro to MURDER 8 now, since...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy working a little overtime, but he wanted me to read the rewrite he did on the beginning of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES...

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See him wasted on the sidewalk, in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

Listen, children, to a story That was written long ago 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the valley-folk below … On the mountain was a...

Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing...

Black socks, they never get dirty, The longer you wear them the stronger they get. Sometimes I think I should wash them, But something...

I’m Beginning to See the Light Song by Duke Ellington and Joya Sherrill I never cared much for moonlit skies I never wink back at...

**** I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car Or make me feel three-feet thick I want a new...

I've been lonely, I've been waiting for you I'm pretending and that's all I can do The love I'm sending Ain't making it through to your...

C.: Well, now that everything is going in the right direction, I suppose I should get to training for the Cat Skills Games, since they...

Money Get away You get a good job with more pay and you're okay Money It's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car,...