Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch
Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin'
Doot, doot, doo, lookin' out my back door
There's a giant doin' cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn
Dinosaur Victrola, listenin' to Buck Owens
Doot, doot, doo, lookin' out my back door
Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doot, doo doo
Wondrous apparition, provided by magician
Doot, doot, doo, lookin' out my back doorT
ambourines and elephants are playin' in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doot, doo dooBother me tomorrow, today,
I'll buy no sorrows
Doot, doot, doo, lookin' out my back door
Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy
Look at all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows
Doot, doot, doo, lookin' out my back door
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: John Cameron Fogerty
Lookin' Out My Back Door lyrics © Jondora Music, Shanty Kelyn Music, Concord Copyrights
C.: Well, that’s a fine how-do-you do. All my litter mates forgot my birthday! I didn’t even get one text or call from any of them. I think I’ll just go take a nap now, since I don’t feel well after being hit in the kisser by Meow Z. Tongue’s giant paw..
d.: Well, it looks like Cal.E. is down for a long summer’s nap.
While she’s down for the count, I think I’ll turn on the boob tube and see what’s on. Well, I don’t think I want to watch this show. This show is in its fifth year and called, “The Rookie.” How long is someone considered a rookie? I don't like watching soccer on t.v., so I'll keep looking. Hmm…this looks interesting. It’s the ZWS. While the rest of the world is watching the College World Series, I’ll watch the Zero World Series. This is more entertaining because it’s for higher stakes than the national championship. This is a real single elimination series. All eight teams are vying for the chance to continue their baseball programs. Only the winner gets to keep its college baseball program, and the other seven teams must disband their baseball programs when they lose a game and never play again (until next baseball season).
I wonder who’s playing in this tournament. Oh, look, it’s Joe Pesci’s favorite team, the U.U. Utes. The University of Utah’s mascot is a Native American tribe, though, not young people, but I wonder if Joe Pesci is at the game.
Yes, it looks like he’s in the stands with his daughter (I hope. She’s less than half his age).
And, he has My Cousin, Vinnie in his suite with him, along with some other Goodfellas.
I hope that none of them have a Lethal Weapon or two (or four). I also hope that he didn’t bring a Raging Bull with him. Hopefully, he left him Home Alone for the next couple of games.
I thought that the Good Shepherd may want to go fishing with The Irishman instead of watching this game, but maybe he made a bet at The Casino on it and wants to know how his team does.
While d.c. is watching the baseball game, Cal.E. is having a strange dream in her semi-CAT-o-tonic state.
C.: Wow! I must be dreaming. I just saw an elephant playing a tambourine as I was looking out my back door. She (or he, as the case may be) is playing with my band, The RoCKats, and that elephant can jam (band members if they don’t play the music correctly. The elephant will just step on the band member playing the wrong music and solve the whole problem).
There’s a statue wearing high heels.
And a giant doing cartwheels,
And, oh no, those aren’t happy creatures in my backyard, it’s Meow Z. Tongue’s robot army, and they’re coming this way. I must warn d.c. and the rest of the people in the world….if I can just wake up!!!
Join us tomorrow to see if Cal.E. can wake up and save the world once again, and if Joe Pesci will ever make another movie.
Happy Father’s Day to all the biological, step, foster and adoptive fathers.
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