Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: I see you have your party hat on, Cal.E.

C.: Yes, and I see that almost everyone has made it to the party,

but where is Eudora?

d.: She’s still looking for something to wear. that always gives her a headache.

C.: That’s strange, when I talked to her yesterday, she said that she had the perfect dress to wear to the party. I wonder what happened?

d.: I think I know.

C.: ???

d.: Well, when I was getting ready to come here, Eudora was looking for something, so I asked her what it was. When she saw me, she said that I was wearing the dress she was going to wear to y’all’s party.

C.: And what did you say?

d.: I said, “Well, you can’t wear this dress because I’m already wearing it."

C.: N-N-Never mind. I think that I might be able to find something in one of my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken’s closets.

d.: Is the six-time WACKO Cat Fighting Champion of the World a cross-dresser?

C.: No, he’s a cat, but when we bought Wayne Manor, the people who had previously owned the estate left all their clothes. I’ll just take two or three dresses next door and let Eudora try them on. She’s bound to find something she likes to wear here.

d.: Okay…oh, who won the Pong tournament

at the Animal Olympics?

C.: Both charities. ELACE and T decided to end the match and declare it a draw, so one half of the prize money for Best All-Around Animal at the Animal Olympics went to the ASPCS, and the other one-half meow-illion dollars went to the Intergalactic Animal Alliance.

d.: Well, I guess that the Animal Olympics are in the books, then. Well….almost.

The tortoise Ten-k is only in its second heat. That event may take a while longer