Cal.E.''s Korner

C.: Oh I train like a PUMA

don't 'cha know

 In original fight plan and defense

 so If you wanna be a PUMA…

train like a PUMA

Be a PUMA

Train like a PUMA

d.: Cal.e., what a-a-a-are you doing?

C.: I feel so good and safe after using y’all’s PUMA training that I want the whole world to know that it’s a great program.

d.: No, Cal.E., this is a clandestine operation. Only the people involved in this organization are allowed to know about it.

C.: Well, to quote a brilliant man in the Chapter “Origins” in the manuscript for the novel MURDER 8, “There is strength in numbers, and our numbers are many.” So, exactly how many people and animals are involved in the PUMA organization?

d.: This many.

C.: Wow! That’s like, a lot!

d.: Yes, that should be enough to subdue Meow Z. Tongue when he comes to overthrow the earth and commandeer our resources to power the Plane of the Talking Cats in one million cat naps when it runs out of all its resources.

C.: We may find that out, right here on Cal.E’s Korner.