So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat (don't tip the boat over)
Rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat
… Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me
… Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
… So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat (don't tip the boat over)
Rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat
… Up to now, we've sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh, I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away, my dear, when love can see me through
… Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
… So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat (don't tip the boat over)
Rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby)
Rock the boat (don't tip the boat over)
Rock the boat (whoo-ooh-ooh!)
… Rock the boat (rock on with your bad self)
Rock the boat (rock on with your bad self)
Rock the boat (rock on with your bad self)
Roll yeah, roll yeah, roll yeah, baby
Roll yeah, roll yeah, baby
… Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
… Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
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Songwriters: Stephen Garrett / Rapture D. Stewart / Eric L. Seats
Rock the Boat lyrics © Wb Music Corp., Emi April Music Inc., Black Fountain Music, Ole Media Management Lp, Herbilicious Music, E Beats Music, Rap Tracks Publishing, Jimi Lane Music
C.: d.c., d.c., T just jumped off the boat.
d.: Why would he do that?
C.: Because he saw animal control officer BART come onto the boat and the Triple T Cartel is here to help us eat the rodents on the boat and…
d.: Wait, slow down, Cal.E. Why is BART or the Triple T Cartel on your free cruise with Yetta Nather Cruise Line?
C.: Well, I went to get the Triple T Cartel
in T.’s car
to they could help us eat the A.I. rodents,
because there are too many for two cats to eat. Yetta Nather must have thought the same thing.
So she, apparently, invited Animal Control officer BART to take some poor, undernourished kitties from The Kennel to help us eat the rats.
Well, T.’s never supposed to talk to anyone from the Triple T Cartel again, per the terms of his parole from The Kennel. He only has fourteen more strikes before he’s in The Kennel for the rest of his life, or fourteen months, whichever comes first.
Animal Control Officer BART saw T saying ‘Hello’ to the Triple T Cartel over the ship's communcation device
d.: But, it sounds like T never really affiliated with the Triple T Cartel.
C.: It won't matter to BART. You know what the letters in that officer’s name stand for.
d.: Yes, they stand for Being A Real (ring). Hold on, Cal.E., I’m getting another call.
C.: (heavy sigh.).
d.: Okay, I’m back. Someone was trying to sell me a long-distance service. Everyone knows that the new technology lets us call long distance with just our regular cell phone service now. What a scammer. I should report him or her to the FBI…
C.: d.c., can we please concentrate on finding T, if he’s still alive?
d.: There are two really good things that work to y’all’s advantage, Cal.E. The first is that all cats are born knowing how to swim, even though y’all hate water. The second is that, although it isn’t one hundred percent accurate, the old saying that cats always land on their feet is mostly true.
C.: But it’s one hundred meters from the top deck of the ship to the ocean, and the captain has already pulled up anchor.
d.: Yes, it will be hard to find T., but not impossible. I’ll call my P.I. friend,
and he and I will search high and low for your husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. As soon as I take a shower, then a nap, then eat lunch, then study for four to five hours and write for as long as possible….It may be tomorrow before we start hunting for T., Cal.E.
C.: Well, then, I suppose I have no choice but to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens to my husband, right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.
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