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Cal.E.'s Korner



That's great, it starts with an earthquake

Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs

Don't mis-serve your own needs

Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength

The ladder starts to clatter

With a fear of height, down, height

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games

And a government for hire and a combat site

Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry

With the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped

Look at that low plane, fine, then

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group

But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

World serves its own needs, listen to your sun bleed

Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light

Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn

Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting

Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate

Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down

Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh

This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

I feel fine (I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry

It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group


C.: Okay, now that I’ve given d.c. his memory pills by being quicker than the giraffes in the bathroom, 

I need to commandeer the remote control to Meow Z. Tongue’s robot cat army to keep him from ending the world as we know it. That will keep him from commandeering all of the earth’s resources before destroying it and using them to power my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats. It’s supposedly going to run out of power in one million cat naps.


Okay, he’s still asleep, so I’ll just tiptoe over here and grab this and go…aaaaah




What happened? Where am I? Who  am I? How did I get here?







d.: you’re a cat named Cal.E. from the Planet of the Talking Cats in the Cat Galaxy. However, you were banned from your home galaxy and planet. When this happened, you landed on Planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy. 

The supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy came to earth to commandeer all our resources and destroy the planet, but you’ve grown quite fond of Earth, so you agreed to help me foil his plan.



C.: Yes, but the last thing I remember was a giant cat paw hitting me in the head.


d.: Oh, yes. Meow woke up just as you were about to take the remote…


C.: For his robot cat army. I failed d.c. I’m sorry, now the world will be destroyed.




d.: No, not really. While you and Meow were fighting, I grabbed the real remote for his robot cat army.




C.: Then, what remote did I try to get?




d.: Oh, that’s the remote for my son’s toy car. See? It’s fun to ;ay with, so Meow was just trying to entertain himself.


C.: I don;t feel well, d.c. I think I’ll go lie down for a while.


d.: So, I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.


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