That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your sun bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
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Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
C.: Okay, now that I’ve given d.c. his memory pills by being quicker than the giraffes in the bathroom,
I need to commandeer the remote control to Meow Z. Tongue’s robot cat army to keep him from ending the world as we know it. That will keep him from commandeering all of the earth’s resources before destroying it and using them to power my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats. It’s supposedly going to run out of power in one million cat naps.
Okay, he’s still asleep, so I’ll just tiptoe over here and grab this and go…aaaaah
What happened? Where am I? Who am I? How did I get here?
d.: you’re a cat named Cal.E. from the Planet of the Talking Cats in the Cat Galaxy. However, you were banned from your home galaxy and planet. When this happened, you landed on Planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy.
The supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy came to earth to commandeer all our resources and destroy the planet, but you’ve grown quite fond of Earth, so you agreed to help me foil his plan.
C.: Yes, but the last thing I remember was a giant cat paw hitting me in the head.
d.: Oh, yes. Meow woke up just as you were about to take the remote…
C.: For his robot cat army. I failed d.c. I’m sorry, now the world will be destroyed.
d.: No, not really. While you and Meow were fighting, I grabbed the real remote for his robot cat army.
C.: Then, what remote did I try to get?
d.: Oh, that’s the remote for my son’s toy car. See? It’s fun to ;ay with, so Meow was just trying to entertain himself.
C.: I don;t feel well, d.c. I think I’ll go lie down for a while.
d.: So, I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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